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  1. where have i seen than fanny licking terrier before
  2. Fantstic charity to raise money for, ive raised them a few hundred over the years. Come on lads, put your money where your mouths are, it will im sure be a good laugh
  3. i had a big ginger fooker up a tree the other week, out of a rabbit set. strange cat didnt have much of a sense of ballance hope the landing was soft
  4. actually, i dont think its a bird atall, ive heard roumer there are huge wild cats where paulas is from and they can climb trees!!
  5. ostrich cant get up the top of trees and they cant fly, still think im closest with swan OR is it a flamingo??
  6. Had mine out for nearly 2 weeks, doing well with the maggys but not 1 crow as yet
  7. any chance of a wank with yer arse??
  8. lol I think he might mean in a release pen . can only speak of buzzards. choose a nice foggy morning (joke). Not much you can do legally. Yep, release pens. They are our biggest taker of birds by far. i suffered but a legal method which orks although messy looking is to suspend a line of feed sacks along the rides about 18" off the ground. i also have strip light around my pens running from the electric fencing, works wonders at night for keeping the fox and tawnys at bay.
  9. good advice feckers queueing up to abuse me is that an offer .. your easier than i thought
  10. mate its old age sneeking up on me -- my shirt busting pylon painting muscle days have gone -- old age. whats that??
  11. you big poof, stiggy wiggy want some bitty?? broken a few of mine, worse were when i were given the Feck off by a horse , each time i couldnt take a deep breath and got no sympathy grow a pair you big girl
  12. My shoot is only 1500 acres, no crops but 900 acres of deer parkland, the rest is mature woodland. full of earths, rabbits and hare all over the place. muntys, well i treat them as vermin as there are 100's, along with fallow and a good head of roe.. im willing to get shot mf my own terriers etc and guns so you have free roam of my place Millet.. Like feck am i picking you up, will a taxi help if i pay??
  13. Lies!! Your constantly letting Lumphammer down on you. He stopped swallowing after the third time
  14. just got my ticket from DEFRA, over 1000 canadas are the aim tonight

  15. Also. save up and join the NGO, you will then have insurance and show your mother you are commited and have a brain.. Remember, even airguns are lethal so play it safe and dont be silly. If in doubt of a shot, leave it as it will present itslf again another day
  16. Oi fatty, you have it, would be about time you had a decent dog in your kennels
  17. "INCOMING!!!".... that time of the year, callouts to check for litters and a job id rather not do..

    1. welshhound2

      welshhound2

      make him do all the diggin? ive seen your type before haha..ps trap is set!

    2. "Earth!"

      "Earth!"

      hes a lover not a fighter, ha ha.. take a photo of the trap with its occupant and text it to me fat boy..

    3. welshhound2
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  18. really dont see the craze for these manufactured calls.. my advise is to master it using your hand. lips placed in different areas of you hand produce different calls. i always start with the usual rabbit like scream, if the fox is wary, i go for the raspy hare like call.. remember, it may not always sound right to you but to a hungry redun
  19. Yeah, right your wit is lost on me today ... never met you stig but your kind at heart for sponsoring my show for help for heroes AND you have a good laugh... never know pal, i may even invite you out on some of my permition one day IF you are of the right sort and not a nutter
  20. what they were designed to do is irrelevant, it's what they actually do that counts. Viagra was never designed to give you a raging boner! No, its designed to give you a raging head ache :censored: well thats what i was told
  21. Exactly what i said to my wife.. for me, life would end without eye sight. he was a brave man.
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