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  1. what about if you had a driving test or any other type of exam? done loads of exams over the years, same applies.....get up early, do your revision or whatever for the first half of the day with plenty of short breaks (i.e. 10 mins per hour), and then the second half of the day go fishing and just forget all about it, you'll sleep like a log that night, when you go back to it the day after your brain will be ready to go again Don't do it the other way round though, you're always buggered after a few hours of fresh air! no wanking?? did your dad take you for week ends away w
  2. i can wank 2 at the same time i heard you could do 4 at the same time 1 in each hand, 1 in the mouth and 1 in your arse cheeks (they have to be black though) my nickname is monkey feet, the blacks down the road named me it as i can treat any monkey just using my feet
  3. even for you rob what about if you had a driving test or any other type of exam? done loads of exams over the years, same applies.....get up early, do your revision or whatever for the first half of the day with plenty of short breaks (i.e. 10 mins per hour), and then the second half of the day go fishing and just forget all about it, you'll sleep like a log that night, when you go back to it the day after your brain will be ready to go again Don't do it the other way round though, you're always buggered after a few hours of fresh air! no wanking?? is that even possible??
  4. what about if you had a driving test or any other type of exam? done loads of exams over the years, same applies.....get up early, do your revision or whatever for the first half of the day with plenty of short breaks (i.e. 10 mins per hour), and then the second half of the day go fishing and just forget all about it, you'll sleep like a log that night, when you go back to it the day after your brain will be ready to go again Don't do it the other way round though, you're always buggered after a few hours of fresh air! no wanking?? did your dad take you for week ends away w
  5. what about if you had a driving test or any other type of exam? done loads of exams over the years, same applies.....get up early, do your revision or whatever for the first half of the day with plenty of short breaks (i.e. 10 mins per hour), and then the second half of the day go fishing and just forget all about it, you'll sleep like a log that night, when you go back to it the day after your brain will be ready to go again Don't do it the other way round though, you're always buggered after a few hours of fresh air! no wanking??
  6. P.S, Boys need not apply, real men only
  7. what about if you had a driving test or any other type of exam? wank the examiner off pass!!!!!
  8. liar I am happy look >>>>>>> :toast: liar :cray: Kays been happy ever since Duracell introduced their ultra range Not the same is it though... come on lads, kay just sent me a PM, shes lonely at night and asked, well begged me to put this up so get yer pms to her... she does have standards so unlucky... lumphammer, christian, labtastic...
  9. liar I am happy look >>>>>>> :toast: liar :cray:
  10. Twenty minutes and no one's took up your offer. That must be a new record for THL! :laugh: earth must be at work ... hes back now
  11. Very glad to hear your mother and sister are still employed pal
  12. Chin up it could be worse, you could be a paki !!! Ha ha ha pmsl Or welsh
  13. lab ? yes iv tried his saggy bottom once or twice ,dirty c**t never wipes his arse hole i do
  14. getting analy raped for free can think of better places to be rather envious of stig to be honest, wish I had got into antiques And analy raped??
  15. getting analy raped for free can think of better places to be
  16. No I AM spartacus. No, I'M SPARTACUS your all spartacus Im not, im a kunt
  17. add some pineapple juice to there feed possibly a little lead in the b*****ds head more like
  18. Too fecking tight to go to the pub now as its not far off £4 a pint of cider and for a tenner i can get a case from the shop plus dont have to walk home or listen to other drunken twats talking shit or watch kids acting like twats!
  19. took my water bowls out, simples just got a filthy little b*****d now that loves eating dog shit and loves it as its falling out of the labs ringpiece
  20. Join NOBS as with what Dan put, i do agree. id certainly not have a pickerup on my shoot with any less than 3 working dogs.
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