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WILF

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  1. Or it could just be salad ?
  2. Go and stand in the f***ing corner until you have come to your senses !
  3. Where I live mate, they could look like Boy George........they would still smell of cattle and silage ! Lol
  4. It was a very odd experience today, now I have been managing to do a fairly good impression of a normal nice bloke for over 20 years now but I had this real urge to do violence to a couple of these wankers today.........in my minds eye I saw their heads smashing through the plate glass window and felt a real glow of satisfaction !! Very strange !!........London isn’t good for me, must be the air !
  5. Right, as there have been a few threads where the problems in dear old Blighty have been the subject of conversation it has obviously been on my mind....... And I have come to a conclusion....... SALAD !! i was in a little Italian coffee shop in darkest Clerkenwell in dear old London Town today waiting for my sausage sandwich and cup of tea..........and as I waited a constant stream of bearded skinny metro sexual types, sporting beards that had more work put into them than the Sistine chapel and talking in that f***ing annoying voice that always sounds happy and enthusiastic abo
  6. No confusion here mate, life is about layers...... it seems to go like this Proper chaps Melts Shitcunt Dogs “Ah wells” To me it’s a fairly simple equation...... Copper Nicks peado= proper chap copper nicks bank robber= “Ah well” Copper hands out ticket dressed like John Mcalise= Melt Traffic Copper screeches up at a 100mph and pulls you over like a swat team for no seatbelt while someones house is getting burgled = shitcunt dog ! I think that covers it !
  7. Cozzers are dirty b*****ds......but it’s takes Dirty b*****ds to deal with dirty b*****ds. it is what it is. i can live with the battle of a heavy duty mob of coppers against a heavy duty mob of villains.......it’s these c**ts that hand out traffic tickets and think they are special forces that snap me, f***ing bellends......get a life !
  8. Let me simplify it for you lads.........its a load of Old bollocks. Its f***ing smoke and mirrors, Pakis are blowing kids to bits at concerts and stabbing people off for a night out eating some over priced beef burger but no.......the obvious threat is the lad that watched the Tommy Robinson video in his phone while he was having a Tom tit ! Its the reason I don’t buy newspapers, I wouldn’t give them the credibility of my 50p !
  9. .......I love charts and reports.........it makes life feel like someone is telling you that you are having a nice massage while they hammer the f**k out of you with a baseball bat !
  10. Mate, If you are happy with it then fair play to you........personally I think it’s a shit state of affairs. each to their own I suppose
  11. I used to have a bit of two and frow with Gnasher over roughly this subject, he is a London lad like me and like me he holds a bizarre affection for the gaff and Britain in general...........warts and all. I get it, I understand perfectly. But.........you can’t live in denial, people are getting absolutely bent over while all around the place go’s down the khazi Dress it up however you want, it’s a f***ing fact. I used to say to myself “well, it’s my town, country etc......I’ll stay and try and make it better because everywhere is the same “ but everywhere ain’t the s
  12. Leave our mate Stiffmiester out of this !
  13. And can you believe that child went at it for 8 hours mate?........as I have said, I don’t and I don’t think most parents will. It was probably an hour with a couple of instances in between over the 8 hours at worst and some fanny with a phone wants to make a big deal of it. Im guessing that’s closer to the truth
  14. Try withholding your council tax, see how quick they are all over you then.
  15. I’ll change the question a bit, what do we think is a reasonable amount of time for a little tot to be in a state on something like a flight? If he had calmed down after an hour, would that be OK ?
  16. “Thoughts......” The whole gaff is f****d........scientifically speaking of course !
  17. Sorry my mistake, total US debt is 18.6 trillion
  18. If he gets it to 7 trillion that will be a right result because Obama left it at 17 (seventeen) trillion !!
  19. I still don’t believe the nipper screamed for 8 hours solid.......not at all. May e they have tried beating the granny out of him?.......but let’s face it, who want to hit their child? I think a tap on the arse is warranted on rare occasions but to be honest it breaks me.......I f***ing hate smacking my little lads bum or even shouting at him. So what do you do?.......their little kids, sometimes they don’t give a f**k if you want to watch the movie !
  20. If someone filmed my little lad upset anywhere I’d choke them with the f***ing phone......not a second thought about it.
  21. No kid screams like that for 8 hours solid, even when they are teething they will burn out after about 3 Max........don’t beleive it.
  22. They are going to use him as an instructional aid on P Company in a before and after role.........he is the “Before” example !
  23. Wait for it...........the next stage of the f***ing is about to get delivered
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