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WILF

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  1. Jim Davidson used to live 2 streets behind me and we passed his house (his parents house) every morning on the way to school. It was this little rough pokey council gaff with Jims dirty great rolls Royce parked outside......I remember it had a big 8 track tape player and we just thought that was amazing ! Lol
  2. Frank Skinner is about as funny as a burning orphanage!
  3. His interview with Mark Lamarr is absolutely classic stuff as his appearance with Richard Wilson on that talk show! good old Bernard !
  4. Billy Connolly has to be one of the funniest blokes ever......just a very funny view of the world and things.
  5. What week is shark week ? .......I may not be able to make it
  6. You will still be carrying Carlys shoe collection up the stairs of your new house in August !
  7. It could go the phyciatric hospital to help toward your treatment !
  8. I was his hero from the moment he witnessed my ripped outline manfully striding into the distance.......the only word that could describe me was “Lethal”
  9. @THE STIFFMEISTER All joking aside, me and you first met walking fells if you remember .......Troutbeck
  10. Should we bring a rope?, there’s some pretty big cracks in that path and we may have to haul you out if you fall ? Lol
  11. There literally better physical specimens than you that don’t make the guest list of Mr Tumble !
  12. Your not Simon Weston are you ?
  13. Cumbria egg and spoon champion 1992 !
  14. Running ! ? good one.........he is to running what Simon Weston is to anti wrinkle cream ! Lol
  15. The only time you have been 20k is when they give you a day out on the Sunshine bus from Headly Court !
  16. Lads for f**k sake, don’t be enablers to his delusion! The only way he will end up on the top of Scafell is if his helmet falls down over his eyes, he trips over an empty box of Jaffa cakes and falls out the back of the Chinook medavacing him to the mental hospital ! Clown !
  17. Deluded......you couldnt get up the stairs !
  18. I may get a taxi up Scafell, that’s the only way I’m going up there !
  19. Well, I have read all your replies and I still say Fingering Burt gets the trophy !
  20. WILF

    Here we go.

    I’d literally never heard of that tart until you wrote that and I googled her. Utter f***ing totally standard nonsense from the entertainment industry ....... Never mind commenting on world affairs, shouldn’t she be off somewhere getting bent over a desk by Harvey Weinstein ?
  21. WILF

    Here we go.

    “Hey Don, just a quick text to say you know I was only f***ing about.....right? No hard feelings? All the best, Kim Jong Un “
  22. WILF

    Here we go.

    I wonder if Trump completed his method statement and risk assessment ?
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