nelson mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking beer when he hears a knock at the door.
when he opens it, he is confronted by a little chinese man,clutching a clipboard and yelling,"YOU SIGN, YOU SIGN"
behind him is an enormous truck full of car parts..
nelson is standing there in complete amazement, "i have not ordered this"
chinese man looks very puzzled and consults his clipboard and says " you not, nissan main deala"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!