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RicW

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  1. The Times editorial second leader today says that Cameron should hold a free vote on repeal of the hunting with hounds act as soon as possible. I still think that the act will stay, but at least we are getting the Establishment press on our side! Ric
  2. The male blue whale has a bone in his penis 2 metres long. Ric
  3. The only known case of a male lactating is the Dyak bat. They have to feed every 2 hours so male and female take turns to feed the young. Ric
  4. It ain't over til the fat lady sings. We are in for a double dip; the economy will slow down as the Con-Doms bring in their tax cuts; unemployment will rocket, the fat cats will get fatter. We are going to get another 20 years of free market capitalism. Me? I'm off to the hills with me guns and me dogs. Jamaica here I come! Ric
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    ANTS CONTROL

    Get hold of one of the ants, hold it up and whisper in its ear "If you lot don't flux off right now it's squashville for the lot of yez." Put it back on the floor. They'll leg it PDQ and believe me that's a lot of legs. Never fails. Ric
  6. Been out for a meal with the missis. Got back, opened front door, fell over. Dogs come flying out to see what da fux going on. Told 'em to kill the missis cos it was all her fault. They went for her big-time. She left that night, divorce took 6 months. Can't blame the lass TBH. Ric
  7. As said, family members cannot referee you. Your referees should be "people of good standing in the community" who know you personally. They do not have to be "professional" persons. If you have, let's say, a neighbour who has lived near you for a few years, has a steady job and no criminal record, he would be perfect. A good person to ask might be the owner/manager of your local chemists shop. As I remarked a while back, Ronnie Kray might not go down too well. Ric
  8. Mickjbriggs and I have swapped pms about his guitarist thread, and he agreed that I could add to it. There were some awesome guitarists mentioned on Mick's thread, but is any of them the "BEST"? I don't reckon it actually means anything to say "so-and-so is the best guitarist." The guitar is so versatile. Is Stevie Ray Vaughan a better classical guitarist than Julian Bream? Is Bert Jansch a better jazz guitarist than Joe Pass? Who would you choose to play heavy rock, Jeff Beck or Narcisco Yepes? I can't even say who is my FAVOURITE guitarist. It depends on what mood I'm in, what music is o
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    dogs in pubs

    Depends if the dogs are pub trained. My terriers always have a quick zoom round the gaff, say hello, then sit under my chair/bench and mind their own business. Dogs that want a fuss all the time don't belong in pubs. Ric
  10. Not one word but . . . Some total dipshit walks up to the bar and says "Can I get . . ." Yes twat you can. Now ask "May I have . . .?" Ric
  11. Clint good man. He Sundance Kid me Butch Cassidy. We going to States to rob ShotGunSniper. Concealed carry? RPG in camo netting! Bloody big BOOM!
  12. I'd as soon get across the pond and rob some Yanks. :db: Ric
  13. 1ST POINT GTF 2ND POINT WHO VOTED GREEN IN BRIGHTON :kiss: More than voted BNP in Barking! Ric
  14. Two points. 1.) STOP SHOUTING 2.) We now have a government for which 59% of the electorate voted. Where's the problem? FFS give 'em a chance. Ric
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    Sickening.

    Must have really peed the shooter off watching that expensive titanium bolt fly off into the sky blue yonder. Ric
  16. IndependEnce. IndependEnt. Let's stick to our own language, OK?
  17. About 10 - 15% of dogs never cock their legs; they tend to squat like a bitch. About 10% of bitches cock their legs, but they point the leg forward, while dogs point backward. It may well be linked to pack status. Ric
  18. Read the shotgun certificate article pinned at the top of this forum.
  19. Hit a sore spot with my last post SGS! There is a serious point here, apart from our mutual p*ss taking. By the time the Founding Fathers landed, Britain was a pretty well settled country. Bears and wolves were extinct, wild boar on the way out. No violently hostile tribes left. There was comparatively little need for the private citizen to bear arms other than sporting weapons. In America, on the other hand, it was essential that the private citizen be able to bear arms both for hunting and for self-defence. The result has been that our two countries have developed very different cultural app
  20. The finest crisps in the known universe were Smith's plain. When I were a lad (cue groans) I spent many a lunchtime sitting in the back of the Dad's Austin 7 with my kid bro. The Dad got us a packet of Smiths and a bottle of Vimto apiece, and buggered off into the pub with the Mam. The exciting bit was, every so often you'd get two goes of salt. It was wrapped in a twist of blue waxed paper, bit like a gram wrap, not that I'd know. If you got two - LUXRY! Sprinkle it all over then when you'd et all the crisps tear open the pack and LICK ALL THE SALT UP! Me and my kid had some serious fights a
  21. The "Right to Bear Arms," was enshrined in the American Constitution because the founders of the constitution, most notably Jefferson, Washington and Patrick Henry, were implacably opposed to the idea of a standing army. They considered that it was far better to have a self trained militia available for national defence. Since the same people were pushing West and needed guns for self-defence against the Native Americans who objected to the genocidal behaviour of the Europeans, the whole thing worked out rather well, at least for the invaders. The fact still remains, SGS, that the founding
  22. A-a-a-r-g-h. Just leave me all your guns in your will, OK? Of course, you might not live long after you signed it . . . Ric
  23. So how come in Barking and Dagenham local elections, held at the same time as the General Election, the BNP lost all their council seats - not to mention Griffin getting wasted in the General Election? How come they lost 22 out of their local seats that were up for election this time?
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