I paid three grand for my wife to have a boob job - she was happy.
I paid four grand for her to have a nose job - she was delighted.
I treat myself to a £30 hand job at the local brothel - and she goes mad.
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I was watching the news earlier and the lady from Derrick Birds cab office said, "He seemed a nice chap, quiet but popular. He didn't show any indication he was capable of something like this."
I thought to myself, typical f*****g taxi driver, not indicating.
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