Now, as some of you may know, my wife's Bulgarian, so the last thing I am is a racist.
So, in the interests of a peaceful future for us all here in the UK, I've put together a wee 'Misty's handy-tips for race-relations' guide for you lot, the first of which is below. Let me know what you think and I can get the whole series posted to you as soon as they arrive from the printers.
1) As you casually wander down the street, you may see one of our Jihad-loving cousins coming towards you. This is not something you should be worried about, a recent survey by the RSPCA (Raghead Spotters, Persecu