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The mrs afterwards trying to lighten my mood said,,,, it's like them films, final destination where death stalks them and is intent on getting his flesh,,, she's a card ain't she,,,lol Johnny it's dean and Jamie's fault,,, I was out looking for them two and a bunch of 20 west Cumbrian head cases,,,lol
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Had a near death experience last night,, the second for me,, as I nearly drowned 23 year ago... Walking down the street last night,,, I car came from behind me and hit the parked car I was walking past,,, the parked car mounted the pavement and almost pinned me to the wall,,, the speeding car, wich hit the parked car, got flung in the air,, and rolled ending up on its roof,,, Imeadatly people from all the bars,,, I'm in ibiza, came running out to help get the passengers out,, the chef from one of the bars came over to me,,, and said your one lucky fecker,,, got to be honest I was a bit
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I have watched rabbits jump over plenty of rabbit proof fencing ,,,it always amazes me when I tell the owner,,, and they clearly don't believe me,,,, no they can't get over that,,, the hedge is to think and growing over the fence,,,,really so how they getting then.... Or a recant one I did,,,,was an exciting post and rail fence,,, with the rabbit netting attached to that,,, they had gone up two rails,,, about 2 foot 6,,,, now there's a big gap above that to the 3 rd rail,,, in fact I could get through it,,, but they still believed it to be high enough,,in fact this one was easy for the rab
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Yes,,,,I remember
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Have you had it a while?,, as it looks ok doesn't look neglected ,,, mind the pics arnt the best,,,, you sure of the breeding though,, cos it looks more like a collie type,,, but as I say ,,,not the best pics
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Nice that fair play to him
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Good stuff mate,, that last cat looks a big fecker don't he,,, just shows how well them ferals do out there. Keep them coming
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Some lads go to great expense putting up dog guards, here's the cheap Tomo way,,,any strong wire mesh you have cut to size,,, then just hold it in place with tie wraps round the head restraints ,,, it's dead easy to remove then if you need to carry somthing long,,, Same as paulus,, mines just ply lined,, and duvet for the dogs to lie on,,,, a big plastic dust bin makes a good place to put dead rabbits, just make sure you tie it in place,,, or when it's full to the top ,, they tip over easy
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One of his entarage ,,tried to climb over the low wall separating us in the VIP ,,from the rabble,, he did this as an epic fail,,catching his foot in one of the model type females clothing ,,nearly dragging her over the wall,,, he landed on his back, on the dance floor,,, quickly jumping to his feet,, he couldn't make his legs work,, and went of like a bowling ball, nocking folk everywhere ,,,what a tit..lol A little later on one of the bar lads ,,is dancing his tits off,,you know the type full head of hair ,,good looks lean physique ,, you know,,a wanker,,, to be honest he was a good danc
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So,, last night me and the mrs go out for a few sherbets ,,, in to a trendy little bar my mate owns... the music is banging as they say,,, I'm doing my usual man dance,, in my designer jeans ( George ),, and polo from next,,, she is dancing away ,, now we are in the VIP part of the club,,, and I notice all the women on the other side looking across at me,,us,, and smiling ... Feck me either I'm looking hot,,, or it's lesbian time again,,, so I'm grinning like a Cheshire Cat,,, the mrs looks at me ,,, who you smiling at,, she asks,,,, nobody ,, all the birds are looking at us I say,,,,, not us
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Mush get some aqua socks from the beach shops,, only about 5 euro,, mind I should talk I ain't got any,,, and them fecking fish are trying to eat me alive the little c**ts,,, every fecking saw or broken bit of skin,, there in there nibbling away.. Mind they cleaned out a scab on my toe from a mozzy bite I had itched and it went manky ,,looks real clean now
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Bitches,,,,,,there was a bloke there earlier,,,real scroty looking fecker,,,just hoping he's a brother to one of them,,,in fact yeh that's the only answer I can think.
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Been to a different beach today mush,, top of the island,,es figurels,,, good beach ,,, but I keep forgetting you get the odd naturist on it,,, and I'm not talking about a plants and animals..lol.. Looked over to see this chubby fella,, fucks sake totally starkers,,, thankfully he was just of average size,,lol I hate feeling inferior,,,after an hour or so,, a skinny little fella appears ,, fecking show off,,lol ,,, f**k sake hung like a fecking donkey,,the wanker,,,,,the worst bit was the only woman who was in the buff,, was chubbys wife,,,,and I wished she hadn't,,lol
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Seriously ,, are you speaking a different language ?
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That's right mate,,, and for 3 days I worked in a abattoir ,, that pure butchered pigs,, my job was pulling the runners of the intestine,, as you pulled it off you thread one end of the large intestine wich is the long thin one,,,through a mangle type device ,,, this then pushed all the shit along and out of the intestine,,, when all that shit was out,, the intestine went somewhere else to be cleaned and prossed properly,,,, Fecking horrible job,, hence me lasting just 3 days,,, every now and then the intestine would twist,, the shit would build until the intestine popped like a ballon,,,
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LMFAO :laugh: Ya clown why the fec didn't you A) Keep hold of them b,) leave them with the mrs C) bother taking ya saggy tits up on that rock in the first place :laugh: Cos I was swimming round the bottom of the rocks looking at fish and stuff ,,, then thought ile have some of this cliff diving malarkey ,,,like you do,,,, then got up there ,,, and thought feck me I'm to old for this shit,,,, but what you going to do look like a lemon and climb down,,, With hindsight I should have just held on to them..... Funny though ain't it,,, over there you get lads diving ,,jumping of cliffs a
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Mr Patel took over a local, street corner newsagents, back in the day. Dinky little bloke he was. Had a dinky little wife too. Lovely couple. Turned the place into an 'open all hours' emporium. To this day, I have a raging boner for Mrs Patel! I'd have given my right arm for a pop at her. F**k me, she was gorgeous! That aside? Nothing but respect for those people. They come over. They pay their way. They work like f**king ants. They keep their noses clean. Would it be then that they're Hindu's. Paki's are islamers? I think so generally ,,, the bird I was with was Hindu ,,, but th
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Bloody hell was he that old nobby,,been a few year since I seen him last,,, just didn't think it was that long,, rip old lad
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Patel is an Indian name,,, I know some of the chaps think there all the same ,,, but I think there's a bit of difference between Indian and pakis... I had a bird who surname was Patel about 15 year ago,, only a short relationship,,, mind it drove her old man mad her liking white fellas,,, she was a good las though,,, I used to wind her up calling her a paki,,, lol
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I fecking hate you sometimes .....lol. Clear as mud that
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It seemed higher than that,,, it was the sort of stuff you take in your stride as a young buck,,, feck there were 10 year old kids doing it,,lol,,,
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Fecking hot on that beach today mush,,,, one of them days it burns your feet standing on the sand it's that hot... Then I swam out to the rocks ,,, all the buff young bucks,,, in them tight short thingys,, that Daniel Craig wore in James Bond,,were diving and jumping of this high rock,,,,climbed up looked down,,, and thought feck me that's high,,, but I had to do it or I would have looked a right fanny,,, so I chuck my googles in first then off I fligh,,, feck I hit that water hard..lol Looked round could I fook as find the googles,,, I thought they would float,, but me daughter says no,,
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My mrs and 10 year old daughter put a stop to that Albert ,,, I kept telling them it was comfy .....
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Same here I would also,,, read up about it a few year ago,, after seeing those cat type things kept in captivity for harvesting the beans,,, but as you say it's to expensive ,, I think I'm drinking posh coffe when I buy dowe eggberts gold blend instant,,,lol
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Is Anyone Running Cats With Their Dogs?
TOMO replied to Dan McDonough's topic in Lurchers & Running Dogs
Aloe,,,al the way
