I well remember years ago, turning up for a'lord of the manor',to sort out some moles in his lawn.The FIRST thing he said to me was, "Let me just inform you now,if you only manage to catch one mole,then im afraid you will never be asked back here" I thought to myself ,what a cheeky c..t.I had to bite my tongue,as i wanted to give him a mouthful and walk off.I then quickly decided to myself "no, Ill show you" Anyway,a day or so later had the moles and presented them to him,(much to his surprise,going by his expression !)to which he replied " Oh, youve done really well !"