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  1. Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....and bet Twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play Topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come On, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... And squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers... And then picked up her winnings and Her clothes, and quickly departe
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    Joke

    Olaf and Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light. "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. "Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic l! ighter in his hands. "Vhere dit yew git dat monster?" "Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from me Genie." "You haff a genie in yor tackle pox?" Sven asked. "Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle pox," says Olaf. "Could I see him?" Olaf opens his tackle box and sure e
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    Can anyone

    Molly, had it on CD but can't for the life of me find it anywhere. Pity too, it's hilarious.
  4. I had a german girl ask me how do you say, "hello, how are you". Not being one to miss an opportunity I told her "pog mo hon" and had a right laugh watching her telling total strangers to "kiss my ass".
  5. My list of favourite ever terrier books 1 The World of the Working Terrier 2 Dig Deep, Throw Well Back Nuff said, I think they're both brilliant, but they're not instructional more a collection of good hunting stories and reflections on hunting with terriers, They're both well worth the money and I have read both numerous times and will will do so numerous more times in the future Haven't read Running Dog Addiction, but going by his terrier book I'd say it's well worth taking a chance on.
  6. Haven't actually read Trog, but I think I will now. I have read a few of his though and have found most of them to be entertaining if nothing else. To be honest, I have read loads of books on hunting, shooting, fishing, terriers, ferrets etc. and there are far more bad ones than there are good ones. In fact I try to completely avoid any instructional books now and stick to books like Harcombes "The world of the working terrier" or J Darcy's "dig deep, throw well back" and I find them vastly superior because of the simple fact that they don't try and tell you what to do. If you lik
  7. same here, used to buy it regularly but not anymore
  8. Never had to dig 17 foot myself, but i'd say that 7 hours for two men is pretty impressive. Well done!!!!!
  9. This time last year I splashed out over 200 euro on a brand new ferret finder, that very afternoon, trying it out for the first time, the bloody thing came off the ferret and we spent an hour digging 4 foot under a tree in the pissing rain and freezing cold, but eventually got it back. There was some choice words for the man who put the collar on. Still, tragedy plus time = comedy Funny now, looking back at it.
  10. just thinking the same think earlier today
  11. Ditch shitter is spot on I have seen horses do the same when they are stabled for long periods of time, they are missing some essential vitamin or mineral and they are getting from the droppings. I found that if you give them a good vitamin and mineral supplement they usually stop it pretty quickly.
  12. Turns out Frank Spencer wasn't an only child after all !!!!
  13. I have the exact same problem sometimes. It's usually caused by microsoft automatically dowloading some other new fecking upgrade that i don't want. It's a real pain in the arse but the laptop reverts back to normal as soon as its done. Norton Anti Virus can do the same sometimes. Check out what way your automatic upgrades are and make sure it doesn't do anything until you say so.
  14. Cracking looking pup Frank, nice and strong looking.
  15. Chicken & Egg in bed together. Egg farts and rolls over. That answers that question.
  16. Can be useful but tread carefully or you'll end up with a quivering mess of a dog. Personally I only ever use mine for breaking to stock and never for basic obedience training.
  17. We had to clean stallions penises regularly when I worked in a stud. We put the stallion into a stock, stood a mare in front of him and when he got erect the stallion handler cleaned his penis. This was necessary because the semen was often exported and was subject to numerous checks, plus any dirt or bacteria could kill the sperm. Maybe it's something similar with the killer whale?
  18. That is the single sickest thing I have ever seen. I thought I had a strong stomach but nothing could prepare you for that. Jesus!!!!!
  19. Very nice, hope they work out well for you
  20. Thanks guys, was wondering between a .22 magnum and a .17 hmr as a rifle for rabbits and foxes.
  21. Hi all, Just wondering what thoughts anyone has on this calibre? I've been reading through some of the other posts and I have noticed that it's never mentioned when people asl for advice about what calibre rifle to buy. What do you all think of it as a rifle for rabbits and foxes?
  22. Great read, love some good hunting stories. Pity there weren't some more, I suppose some people just aren't as good at waxing lyrical as yourself.
  23. If it wasn't so tragic it would be funny.
  24. That would be my idea of what a whippet should look like. I've seen some of these horrible roach backed things that look like they would be chased down the road by a mouse. But that looks like a dog that could do some real work and fill your bag with bunnies. Best of luck with him.
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