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  1. Olá amigo, bem-vindo. Não se preocupe com a ortografia. Quando em Portugal se você vive perto de nós temos família villamora
  2. Got a dog for sale for a mate due to him moving house, 100% on everything just needs bringing on not the dogs fault :whistling:
  3. Carnage mate Just out of curiosity what caliber and munition type did that damage????
  4. Right over the last couple of days my little staff has become a w@nker!!! she is 18-19 months old poss due in season soon. She is refusing to obey some commands, dissapearing on her own back into thicket hunting, has become unsteady to shot, ie I fire my rifle she has been trained to sit and stay to the sound now she runs in. When I have told her to sit and stay I'll go creeping about, when I return she is in a completely different place because she wanted to move!!! I know this is sad but the little git is really gettin to me. The worst thing that grates is that two weeks ago the only issue w
  5. Is there a shot up car outside ya caravan mate??? :laugh:
  6. mushroom

    joke

    'Kin brilliant :lol:
  7. I have an enbankment on a permission two hundred plus yards long which is one huge warren
  8. commiser...... congratulations ATVB for the upcomming years Kie.
  9. Wouldnt you be if you found your account deleted then when asking for a explanation the new is deleted also ? Chill out mate and sort it by pm with any mod they will be able to deal with it. Coming on ranting and raving makes peoples backs go straight up. The mods are only human, would you deal with anyone who came up in your face with attitude???
  10. Firstly as Hannah said you've got a hound this is what they do!!!!! Secondly never give chase they think it's a game Thirdly: training should start in an enclosed space ie in the house/garden start with small distances to stay. Do not call the dog from the stay position. Return to the dog each time he gets it right with a treat, if he moves from stay position without permission grab the dog by the scruff (firmly but gently) and return to where he was told to stay when he has got this start recalling from the stay position but alternate between calling him over and going to him so tha
  11. Typical French, any excuse to run away from the battle! I believe they're french canadians but still the "le surrender" gene runs deep :clapper:
  12. hey diddle diddle the cat had a piddle all over the kitchen mat the little dog laughed to see such fun then he pissed all over the cat
  13. Is this your mrs Won every show in england???? You may have to punish her, as shes left the kitchen without permission.. Do ya not think she's showing just a bit too much skin through that veil either.... get her sorted
  14. Women showing??? Whatever next THE VOTE, WOMEN IN PUBS god forbid What women get the vote??? Not in our lifetime surely... women are supposed to be pretty and delicate see here As for driving Borat once said isn't it the same as letting a monkey fly a plane..
  15. Definately is a good tip. I've sent it back today to be either repaired or replaced I don't care which, the bonus is the shop I deal with who've sent it back have given me a scope on loan until mine comes back...... which was nice Just zeroed it ready for tonight so hopefully we're still cooking on gas. ATB Kie Oh, cheers for the replies people
  16. Still collecting the sponsors in, but so far I believe it is just shy of £300 What do ya mean screeching I was yelling I squealed at the end because of the parting incident so there's my excuse ...like a girl Mushy ..... :laugh: Tell you what, I'm looking into jumping to raise some dosh for a lurcher rescue. I'll film it and I bet I don't wail like you did! We'll see
  17. Went out yesterday in the rain. Had to leave early because I couldn't see jack through my scope. The ob lense is fine the water has somehow got inside the adjustable eyepiece. Does anyone know if there is anything I can do???
  18. Still collecting the sponsors in, but so far I believe it is just shy of £300 What do ya mean screeching I was yelling I squealed at the end because of the parting incident so there's my excuse
  19. Without a doubt I want to do the worlds highest one in New Zealand. I buzz off the adrenaline rush I'm sorry Did you hear me say mushy, cooper fetch??? My bloody hat blew off and landed in the middle of the big field, the mrs slipped the dogs and I got my hat back.... Not because they retrieved it they decided the bbq was much more important than my hat some kid brought it back for me
  20. Something went bang I can tell you. Missing off the end of the vid is me on my knees holding my very tender nuts that were parted and shared like the red sea for Moses. Depend on whether you can outrun the farmer on his quad, his protection dogs and a 12 bore
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