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    think the blink reflex relates to class 3 but either way they should be at least putting what class they are
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    looking at lots of lasers on ebay and not one ive looked at states what class the laser is , is there just a standard for gun lasers?
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    my missus needed a stitch after our first born , i did ask the doctor to put an extra one in but he declined . wish i would of known about this before as i could of just sent her to bradford with the koran in her hand
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    these scammers do make laugh when they have sent it to a co.uk email address, oh and the attached file just so happens to be a .zip file lol New York State — Department of Motor Vehicles UNIFORM TRAFFIC TICKET POLICE AGENCY NEW YORK STATE POLICE Local Police Code THE PERSON DESCRIBED ABOVE IS CHARGED AS FOLLOWS Time 7:25 AM Date of Offense 07/02/2011 IN VIOLATION OF NYS V AND T LAW Description of Violation SPEED OVER 55 ZONE TO PLEAD, PRINT OUT THE ENCLOSED TICKET AND SEND IT TO TOWN COURT, CHATAM HALL., PO BOX 11
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    doesnt matter what way you look at it or if 'you still here' it is classed as a risk , animal product stored with human product. i bet you wouldnt feel so comfortable freezing some dodgy sheep brain stem parts or a bit of tb beef next to your fish fingers would you ?
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    f**k that , they already sell your details after you have an accident
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    i think some of you need to find a good vet who deals with your local farmers .
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    the same fat people who shout at the t.v whilst watching the match ' that player is crap !!' always makes me giggle
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    whilst training for recall i use a flashing led on the collar
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    So you must think earrings on men are ok since you don't have a problem with my tattoos, isn't that right honey Maybe I should get another one .... ooooh feck , someones in the dog house now lol my dad said to me , the day you have your ear pierced and you get tattoos is the day you wont darken my door again ,so i went out and got my ear pierced at 15 and at 16 got my tattoo . i havent spoken to the old man for 20 years lol . i would just like to add i no longer have an earing and that only lasted 6 months but i still have the hole tattoo's on women i
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    i doubt they would lay 2 each per day as the cycle i believe (correct me if im wrong) is something like 25hours. i have 7 hens and only getting 2 - 3 a day at the moment , probably has something to do with the weather. i presume they are on layer pellets or mash?
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    never tried my current one over 6ft but i will.seriously my last bitch could clear that no problem,more so if it was a cat she was after,hated them with a passion,i had panels out my back over 6ft and she went over that one day,granted scrambled at the top of the panel but went over. Oh come on now scot thats not clearing 6ft mate thats just scrambling over.....i dont doubt that for a second, even small dogs can scale some proper heights. I would just like to see a dog that made a 6ft fence look easy........ Av got a 6ft fence out my back garden and i'd love to watch a dog fly over that...
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    Total Recall

    chimp replied to rob190364's topic in General Talk

    how the f**k have you not ever seen total recall before? only good thing about it is the ugly freak with 3 tits , i dream about her every night
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    One of the easiest ways to hack residential wifi networks is to write a list of each manufacturers default password and if the network has been password protected to try the default password. Its amazing when l use my phone to see what wifi networks are available that the router being used model and manufacturer comes up and I'm betting that the password would be the standard one as well. l have never tried to hack one, just what was drilled into us doing Cisco Network academy. cheers Callum did you want to mention the cisco network academy one more time for luck ?
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    so you do like falconry stuff then lol
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    Sharapova

    chimp replied to pegleg33's topic in General Talk

    just watching her now , oh yes
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    same here , i could have a good day with an airrifle from the comfort of my kitchen
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    how do you know about her breathing? who you been talking too ? mmmmmmm lol THIS IS WHY PEOPLE ARE SLATING BULL XS YOU SHOULDNT BE BREEDING OR LOOKING FOR A STUD DOG FOR A BITCH THAT IS 15 MONTHS OLD TEST IT 1ST AND GIVE IT A PROPER SEASONS WORK CHIMP, ATB BAZIL think you may have the wrong end of the stick mark
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    cut your toes off and it will be job done
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    He's deffo got the will to do it, just can't see how he's going to get those armed pick up trucks across the Med with no navy, & a naval blockade containing some of the worlds most advanced naval weaponry right in his way! I also think the Eurofighters, Rafales, F18's, etc patrolling there would make an air assault pretty unlikely too! dont worry he will have his bomb vest wearing idiots to blow themselves up at key places like the other nut did
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    how do you know about her breathing? who you been talking too ? mmmmmmm lol
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    well he is mad enough to do it thats for sure
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    But is she worth breeding in anyones eyes other than your own ? Will she produce better than what she is ? Will you cull the excess ? If not whats the point in breeding......not aimed at you by the way mate just making the example roberto , i know for a fact you wont like how it is bred lol gnasher , yes i think she is worth breeding from and i wont be culling, as for being better im just hoping for the same .
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