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    crabs

    shave half your pubes off and nuke the other half with a blow torch! as the little feckers try and run from the blazing inferno squat the b*****ds! give it 6 mths and your pubes will grow back to their former glory ..... Jasper
  2. what a cracking bit of kit!! if I had plenty of spare cash laying about I would but it for me and the lad.....
  3. Good to see you back Keeps ...
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    Perfume

    The wife already uses it Mag to get her makeup off .... Jasper
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    Perfume

    You must have Balls in abundance snoop !! I would have bottled it mate unless I had a few drinks first . just a shame the Hubby turned up you old smoothy .... ATB Jasper
  6. "Norfolk Born Norfolk Bred!! Strong In The Arm And Thick In The Head"..... "I Can't Read Or Write!! But I can Drive A Tractor"..... Just a couple of sayings about the Intellegent Norfolk species . Jasper
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    Perfume

    Tell me about it mate! I looked on the wifes xmas list and there's nothing really under £30, I was only planning on spending a tenner at the most .... ATB Jasper
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    Perfume

    some good advice there!! cheers . Diesel would be ideal Nelson but she stinks of the stuff anyway when she services the motor ! I walked around Boots today spraying all this perfume on and nearly all said "Eau de Toilette" whats that mean?, I finally came home and knocked up some Eau de Onk! <Pigs Piss>, it smells Incredible . Seriousley ladies many thanks for the advice! if I had the cash spare I would treat you all to your Favourites , and Nelson and Wilf to a evening out with me at the "Gimping Central Nightclub".... ATB Jasper
  9. Just a few pic's taken by Millet of the Home Bred P/R Female Finnish x Hungarian Gos while out for a days jaunt! this guy and his missus are genius with a camera. it was the first time she was flown for around a week but she still behaved herself even though her fittness levels are non existent, spent this day Ferreting with no success except hours waiting for a Ferret to apear! finished off giving her some flights to stretch her wings and now she's in the weathering being blown out over xmas, I'll probably take her up again in the new year for a whort while but I'll see how things go....
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    Perfume

    Just got back from some xmas shopping which was a nightmare but still have loads more to do. the wife has perfume down on the list but I'm clueless! I need to get her somthing different from Old Spice and Brut I got her last year . This year she's told me to get her some perfume I like , I must admit I'm a bit confused and have now come home smelling like a poofs handbag after sampling just about all of them , the one called GHOST EDT smells nice but can some of the ladies or gentlemen :kiss: please give me some pointers.... ATB Jasper
  11. Cracking Bloke who knows his Wildfowling inside out!! one of the good guys.....

  12. Nice one sean! good stuff mate ....
  13. No idea Hawklad but I have just been looking them up and they look and sound the part, I certainly wouldn't say No to this little number .... ATB Jasper http://www.fasttoys.co.uk/500e4X4.htm
  14. Christmas greetings to all on THL. May you all get pissed and shagged over the festive period ... ATB Jasper
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    Fox pics in ST

    No idea stork! someone fired it over to me and its been in My Pictures folder for a good while now! I thought it was genuine ... Jasper
  16. Just got these through today with the 2008 price lists from Honeybrook and KKK.... Jasper
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    Fox pics in ST

    Dear oh dear why couldn't he come up with a gennuine picture like the guy who took this Photgraph .. Jasper
  18. I have no idea mate . Its difficult as you don't have any transport and can't travel or you could get out with people further a field. you could contact the BFC who should be able to put you in touch with members in the area! the trouble is there is there may well be falconers on your door step who are not BFC members which will be missed.... ATB Jasper http://www.britishfalconersclub.co.uk/
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    Where to fly

    Hello Lord b I have permision to fly on a few acres here in Norfolk thats suitable to me but now and again a Hawk/Falcon can go AWOL or fly quarry over the borders, I had a Pere x Prairie a good while back bring a crow down in the middle of a houseing estate which couldn't be helped! this flight had already covered some distance from the flying land and out of all the places to bring it down it had to be there, by the time we arrived the whole street was out . It can be hard in this area with flying due to the conflicts with the game keepers, many a time I get permision from the lando
  20. I'm saying nothing Lun ! they're all top lads but its good to see some of the oposite sex getting out and about with their birds and hearing a few stories along the way ... ATB Jasper
  21. :welcomeani: to the site Lun! the Falconry section is in need of a more females to keep the lads in order .... ATB Jasper
  22. Hello Shamo They come on box's of 200! so if you paid £26.38 for 2 box's = 400 then they have over charged you by a huge amount! thats the price you should be paying for 5 box's which = 1000. I have 25 box's delivered to the door which works out with discount around £25.10 per thousand! they're now going up by £1.00 which will then cost me another £25 for the same amount each time. The problem is do I add the money onto the prices of birds when I sell them? the answer here is NO! cause its not fair on the Punters to pay over the odds for a bird, I need another supplier for a fair p
  23. I know mate! I have one speeding ticket and came pretty close to another so decided to invest in the Sat Nav. its handy as it gives me a audible warning 300 metres away from the camera, there's a good few sounds you can choose to alert you when near camera's, Mine starts Moo'ing like a cow! the trouble is half the time I think its the missus calling me .... just picked this up off Ebay but there's plenty of others on there.... Jasper http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Tomtom-Go-500-GPS-Re...1QQcmdZViewItem
  24. You can get them Minion! I have a Tomtom 500 with all the latest Camera updates which can be a god send if you happen to accidently be slightly over the speed limit ... Got mine off Ebay for a song! there's loads on there which are Ex Demo or refurbs complete with Guarantee ..... Jasper
  25. Wow they have certainly wetted my taste buds Lord B!! sounds very nice.. If we're going on a meet weather its shooting or flying I normaly just knock up some Port and Brandy in the flask, Guaranteed to warm you up ...... Jasper
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