Once jumped out of 3 storey window to save girlfriends dignity from her staunch catholic father when he came back unexpectedly, thought the hedge in front garden would break my fall, didn't know about the spiked wrought iron victorian fence hidden in it, took 3 firemen to lift me off, 1 spike through my leg, another through my side, and the other through my neck, dressed in only my jockie's, never saw her again.