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  1. No I wouldn't bother now mate ....
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    Imagine dying in a plane crash just so your wife can get a suntan ... With bombs going off in bankok targeting tourists I would think twice about flying ... Still it was nice knowing you cushty .......
  3. How many days pregnant is she .....
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    Planes

    Socks.....her majesty's armed forces version of Dennis Bergkamp !! Lol lol Don't start the war yet, we are waiting for him to clear customs at the docks !! Lol lol I'm not afraid of flying poor old cushty is I'm just trying to help him combat his fear ... As long as he doesn't panick every time the plane jolts and drops a bit he will be ok .... I just don't trust the security at the airports these days ... It's easy to get something illegal on a plane which could bring it down at any time ..........
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    Cmon guys he has got a point he could die at any second he is up in the sky and there's nothing he can do about it ... Cushty try not to think about the fact that any second something could go wrong and you will be ok .......
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    Planes

    But it only takes one little thing to go wrong up in the sky to kill hundreds ........
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    Planes

    There's also the terrorist threat to think about ... Fukc flying at the moment ........
  8. You use it on the bitch from day forty of her pregnancy ......
  9. Panacure should be used from day 40 of the bitches pregnancy and up until 2 days after the pups are born ......
  10. Big dan the butcher man is on his way .... Leaving in about 40 mins so see you around half eight ........
  11. I would also go with thornit ........
  12. Sound Ken, look after ourselves Sat night then like last year. Is your man ok to cook it up on your bbq? The bbq is there to be used by whoever whenever mate .....
  13. I've tailored the amount of pork to tie in with your chicken on the Sunday night mate ... There is a tidy amount of pork and sausages but will probably need your chicken to top it up mate ......
  14. She is one in a million mate ... A top girl that treats me like a king ... I am a very lucky man ........
  15. The sign looks spot on ... I can't get there until tomorrow evening ... Meat is all sorted giant gas BBQ loaded up and the chef is ready to roll ........
  16. Young fin ... Butter wouldn't melt lol ......
  17. Panties in a twist lol hardly ......
  18. Ah right so answering up for yourself is being bitchy ... Got you ... I must remember to just let people say what they want about me in future ... Thanks for the advice .......
  19. Again where have been bitchy on this thread ??? .......
  20. Where have I thrown my dummy out sweet cheeks .......
  21. Lol so it's a yes and no then ... That makes it clear lol .......
  22. Do they sell Maggots ? Or are they not needed on this lake ???
  23. I'm big boned and I have glandular problems ... Plus I love alcohol .......
  24. Now your just being a bully .........
  25. How very rude .... Fat fukcers have feelings to ........
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