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tsteve9999

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  1. felt great until i bumped into a old school pal says u look old

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      tsteve9999

      Think yourself lucky mate, every time I run into a mate I get along list of people I knew who have died..lol

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  2. just picked up 2000 acres, ferreting and pigeon shooting only at the mo. Happy is not the word

  3. just picked up 2000 acres, ferreting and pigeon shooting only at the mo. Happy is not the word

    1. tsteve9999

      tsteve9999

      Yep, just got to get well in with the farmer before I mention lamping, if I get that I'll be in heaven

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  4. pups scared to death of the fireworks,,same as the old bitch who was fine as a pup...do eny of these carmind tabs work you get from pet shops..?

    1. tsteve9999

      tsteve9999

      Can you get out with someone with a shotgun? Both mine have been out with me and the gun from pups and have never had a problem with fireworks.

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  5. When I was little, we used to play a game called "knock and run" where you knock on someone's door and run away before they answered. Nowadays, it's known as "Parcelforce"

  6. Fancies a ride, not sure on what though!.....

  7. I am using a cheapo tablet as a book reader the battery life is very poor .. if i get a kindle can i transfer the books i brought from amazon to a new device ?

    1. tsteve9999

      tsteve9999

      Any books you buy from the kindle store are kept online for you so you can delete them and then reload at a later date, I should think it's the same even if you don't own a kindle.

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  8. Fecking gutted, new jill aint fitting in with the other two..

    1. tsteve9999

      tsteve9999

      Had the same problem a couple of years ago mate, two of mine were at it non stop for weeks They will settle down in the end.

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  9. Worst storm iv ever seen in my life, just seen a single Maple leaf blow across my lawn.

    1. tsteve9999

      tsteve9999

      Just got back in, winds no more than 5mph round here.

      Absolutely shite

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  10. thinking about getting into ferreting, getting pulled every night lamping its getting on my tits.

    1. tsteve9999

      tsteve9999

      Take up the ferreting and show the farmer you're reliable and responsible.

      Then in a couple of seasons time ask about lamping.

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  11. I walked up to a man in the street and asked, "Excuse me mate? Why has your dog got a yellow coat on in the middle of summer?" He just stared at me blankly.

  12. Although a UKIP MEP has stated that Bongo Bongo Land doesn't actually exist, it is still above Scotland and Wales in the FIFA world rankings.

  13. Note to self... next time you decide to go out at first light take a pair of waterproofs. I'm soaked to the f***in skin from the dew.

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      tsteve9999

      It would take a braver man than me to wear shorts where I went, the nettles are 5 foot high. The dog looks at me as though I've gone mad. Mind you it helps with his jumping, LOL

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  14. Note to self... next time you decide to go out at first light take a pair of waterproofs. I'm soaked to the f***in skin from the dew.

    1. tsteve9999

      tsteve9999

      5 oclock me mate, hadn't gone more than 200 yards before I was squelching,,lol

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  15. The Metropolitan Police are baffled after authorities at Wembley opened the stadium this morning to discover that 70,000 seats had towels on them .

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      tsteve9999

      Pmsl, classic mate

  16. I still have 2 kids who believe in Santa so after working hard all year getting into debt to buy presents I hate it when the fat kunt with the beard gets all the credit. Still it's probably my fault for marrying her in the first place

    1. tsteve9999

      tsteve9999

      Lmao Tea all over the keyboard as I read that

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  17. how much does auto glass charge to repair a chip in the window if your insurance does not cover it?

    1. tsteve9999

      tsteve9999

      Happened to me a while ago. Try to catch a fitter and ask him if he does foreigners, the 1 I found renewed the windscreen of a lwb VW van for 75 quid.

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  18. I have 4month old blue whippet! where do I start lads. he's very dumb still and walks past rabbits?

    1. tsteve9999

      tsteve9999

      you expect him to chase rabbits at 16 weeks old and he's the dumb one?

      Just play with him for now mate and get a bond going, if you can do that he'll run through brick walls for you when he's older.

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  19. Back to being broke again... Ahhh well it was good while it lasted

    1. tsteve9999

      tsteve9999

      Ah well, with that lot you're sex life should be priceless!! lol

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