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gnasher16

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  1. Bet i could tempt you ...............leave the history books back at the ranch though eh
  2. Gnasher, it would be an avairy bred bird. I know that....but aint it the equivalent of trying to get a working patterdale to do juggling tricks ?.....
  3. Who have you come as then ? ................Tricky thing this getting banned then coming back with another name lark i wonder how many people we now talk sensibly too who we have cunted off in a previous name......im at a clear disadvantage only having had 1 name
  4. Bird you seem to have treacles on the brain lately im starting to get a frustration bollock ache on your behalf Dont let the ol woman see this but i propose a THL whipround to send a brass up to Bird for a few hours to get it out his system............tenner in the pot....anyone else ?
  5. I love the way this geezer puts things sometimes ....." instinctive short firm half squeeze "....." i back off at about half the normal pressure i exert "....." tree stranglers "..... love it ! Its definately a tough call im a big ugly f****r so it either go,s one of two ways.....the woman either thinks to herself " he,s a big c**t i better put a lot into this " or she sthinks " he,s a big c**t im not even going to try ".....so going with your tactic Pete,depending which she chooses i either get crushed like a girl or i leave the poor lass with a few fractured metacarpels.................als
  6. Not to be critical but why would you get a wild bird tame enough to sit on your hand like that.....surely if its interaction with a bird you want a Budgie or Parrot would be more suitable ?............I know its a captive bred bird but still dont you want to retain its ......well...wildness i spose....... Like i say,dont want to piss anyone off just trying to get an understanding me being new to this bird lark
  7. Honest you should try it..........it really is just like shaking hands with a normal person.............long as you keep your eyes shut like
  8. No i couldnt imagine refusing a handshake no matter who it was.....i even shook a black mans hand once .............in all honesty ive shaken the hand of people ive detested on occasion simply through not being able to refuse a hand shake .....im of the opinion theres a lot more in a handshake than merely greeting someone you can get just as much venom across as you can warmth if you get the vibe right. Editted to add..........shaking hands with a woman,now thats a puzzler.......firm and you might get an " ouch "......soft and you might get a " you poof " .
  9. Yeah go on fack orf Wilf ya toby what would you know abaht footie watching that crappy West Ham every week !...................................................................................................................................That alright Stiffs he wont gimme a clump will he ? Gnash, ask Dreammeister how a 30 year old super fit 13 stone paratrooper gets on against a 43 year old 16 stone general dealer who ain't done a bit of exercise for 2 years in a 100m sprint ? haha YES ! 1 nil to the Cockney boys 1 nil to the Cockney boys .................sorry Stiffs but gotta stick
  10. Whatever the micks and taffs ones are called !!! Ignorant f****r get your head in some books and learn about your country whilst your laid up with heartburn ............ My country is England................i know what i want to know about it..............couldnt really give a shit about St Brendan or St f****n Rhys whatever they call themself . Dewi sant birth place unkownHeartburn i wish ! Do you class yourself as British or English ? Oh and his name is St David and he was actually welsh and not a fukcing Turk .......... . Dewi sant birth place unknown Erm I think you will find he wa
  11. You would refuse a handshake and just nod ?
  12. When you was talking about a major force i presumed you meant in England being thats where they play...my mistake I realized what you meant after I re read it but couldn't be arsed to edit it ! Lol But, seeing as I am writing now, then yes IMHO they were no where near the force of old (Liverpool)........I reckon teams were genuinely going up there looking for a result against them and believing they could get it........that would never have happened in their former glory. A team with great history, yes..........a big team in terms of Britain, yes.......but if you class a big team as be
  13. One of the most simple yet important things a man could teach his son when we was young.....yet now it seems to mean nothing i think theres nothing worse than a limp wristed handshake from a man looking at the floor............i was a bit of a f**k up as a parent but when my boy shakes your hand you,ll know you cant take liberties with him....i can still see us now practising in the front room....he was only 3 My dad was the same mate, grip his hand and look him in the eye... It's funny how even now I don't trust a bloke who can't shake my hand properly... Totally agree......our ol fe
  14. Yeah go on fack orf Wilf ya toby what would you know abaht footie watching that crappy West Ham every week !...................................................................................................................................That alright Stiffs he wont gimme a clump will he ?
  15. When you was talking about a major force i presumed you meant in England being thats where they play...my mistake
  16. Thats my boy..................Born Hunter to the rescue
  17. One of the most simple yet important things a man could teach his son when we was young.....yet now it seems to mean nothing i think theres nothing worse than a limp wristed handshake from a man looking at the floor............i was a bit of a f**k up as a parent but when my boy shakes your hand you,ll know you cant take liberties with him....i can still see us now practising in the front room....he was only 3
  18. I find it has been very slow of late, hard to find a decent topic so you find yourself getting involved with the pish... You know times are hard when you have to pick folk up on their speelong miksatkes I get my wucking mords fuddled all the time.... Yes but i got 1 letter wrong and the b*****d said i was trying to be american
  19. Think your being a bit harsh their Wilf.....Man Utd/Liverpool/Arsenal are the biggest clubs in the land in my eyes.....it will take a bit more than a few trophyless seasons or a few billionaire hobbyists to change my view.
  20. I find it has been very slow of late, hard to find a decent topic so you find yourself getting involved with the pish... You know times are hard when you have to pick folk up on their speelong miksatkes
  21. Can I ask why you've used the American dialog for neighbours? Because im a thick c**t ?.........................but at least i dont have to be Scottish,Welsh or Irish
  22. Well on any form i fill out i tick the English box but ive nothing against my neighbors.............and i know their names i just didnt want to admit it .......ie,acknowledge any kind of importance
  23. Stone me thats clever...the whole water droplets and wet look thing works brilliant well done chief very impressive.
  24. Whatever the micks and taffs ones are called !!! Ignorant f****r get your head in some books and learn about your country whilst your laid up with heartburn ............ My country is England................i know what i want to know about it..............couldnt really give a shit about St Brendan or St f****n Rhys whatever they call themself Heartburn i wish !
  25. A....Thats why your not a football manager. B....Why would we take 3 attacking midfielders who can barely score a goal for their club let alone their country C....You really need to try to let go of this hang up you have about London.....its the most important City in the country....get over it
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