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mackem

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  1. Take no notice of their cynicism and mockery Venatore,they are just naturally sarcastic,its a THL trait when someone comes on making an honest enquiry.Exotic prey?Well,i wont divulge the location for fear of it being 4X4'd and BullX'ed to death BUT I have had a few Jackalopes recently,they are easy enough for the average dog providing the dog was entered pre-ban on sheep and yak.
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    Emigration.

    Always the same,I always settle in then think "Fu**ing hell,got to be more to it than this?".
  3. His son looked surprisingly healthy given the circumstances,right up until the moment of his untimely death. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQPQ4prXWIo&feature=related
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    Emigration.

    Its always good to be an ambassador for the UK abroad,not one of those exported criminal types,however once your in Hicksville who knows?Dont want to end up as a Claude Dallas type.
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    Emigration.

    It is a woman Bell,how perceptive,been with her for a while,she is canadian,your right,there is enough space to fill your lungs and breath,I was online last night looking at the $400 dollar non-resident moose-tags,and the prices in the gunshop in Napean,already got an offer of a job but its pretty crappy,beggars cant be choosers I guess,lets just see how the future pans out,nice avatar Bell.
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    Emigration.

    Oddly enough I did just that once Graham,worked in Peshawar right on the edge of the khyber-pass in NWFP territory,had a great time but I was single and without kids then. Thats the only downside,I was in Ottawa one winter,it was -35 with windchill,not my idea of fun at all,but this country is slowly going tits-up,time will tell I guess.
  7. I didnt mate,I just happened to have some money on me when the guy turned up,right time right place sort of thing,but I always find it pays to strictly adhere to the letter of the law just as lawmakers themselves do,be lucky.
  8. Was it Clucky?We used to do the A66,I think everyone did,but we always had permission. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Garmin-eTrex-Handheld-GPS-Navigator/dp/B000PDV0CE Get a Garmin e-trex,mark your vehicle as a waypoint and off you go,always give you the shortest A-B route back,and you can use it for marking interesting things you might see while driving just in case you want to go back and check out areas at your leisure.
  9. The majority of coppers in this country,and abroad,arent as well versed in the laws they are supposed to be upholding as they would lead us to believe,make them up on the spot sometimes to baffle joe-public,reaction beats inaction,good one 330 because plod would have made a balls-up of seperating the dogs.
  10. I have worked away this year,mainland europe,been back about a month and feel claustrophobic,always moved around,never really settled in one particular place,i have the opportunity of moving to Canada but whether thats the long-term answer I dont really know,Ontario has crownland(public can hunt there)four times the size of the UK,roughly 350,000 sq miles,somewhere you can really breath I think. Anyone contemplating doing a flit,pastures new,where are you thinking of going?What will you do?Anyone beed and returned(I have done that a few times)regretted coming back?I think currently net immigr
  11. Been offered 1000+ pouches of Golden Virginia,at a ridiculously cheap price,I dont even smoke.
  12. Cant see them picking on the biggest kids in the playground,can you??
  13. Me might loiter and do a bit of cottaging around public toilets?
  14. As gay as Julian Clary,Freddie Mercury or Quesntin Crisp.
  15. I am often dishonest in my techniques,but always honest about my dishonesty.
  16. One thing I never understood about the land of the free,the home of the brave,every man and his dog has a weapon of sorts,they have their very own cryptozoological enigma in the shape of sasquatch or bigfoot,how come no ones ever popped one seeing as they,just like our own black panthers,are seen on an almost weekly basis?
  17. He is a mentalist,get his book Tricks of the Mind,I bought it for one of my kids,its misdirection,illusion,the powers of suggestion and showmanship,nothing more than that.
  18. Three leopards,a grizzly bear and two monkeys were captured alive,and they found a wolf dead later,one monkey is still on the loose though its debatable as its thought to have been eatean by a big cat?48 animals were shot in total,apart from the Lion and Tiger cops also destroyed six black bear,two grizzly,a baboon and three mountain lion,almost sounds like Noahs inventory for the ark.
  19. 18 Bengal Tiger,17 african Lion and a smattering of assorted Bear and apes,sepia-tone the pic and its like looking at a viceroys shikar bag in the days of the Raj,what a waste. The guy was up to his eyeballs in debt,newly released from nick,opened all the cages as a born-free sort of gesture then shot himself,one of the big-cats had dragged his carcass around a bit.
  20. Maxine Fay Millers pic is a cwd?
  21. He did say it,probably be in the papers tomorrow,he seems to think the world still revolves around the good ole U S of A.
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