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mackem

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  1. Cashing your check in McGinleys in Kilburn on Friday night?I worked on the Isle of Dogs,Irish guy called Dave proper strong bloke,I remember he asked did I want to go out for a drink after work,I never drank so he went on his own,next morning I got in the works cabin nice and early there was Dave kipping on a pile of coats on the floor,he had vomited and pissed himself and if I had struck a match the alcohol fumes would have ignited the cabin,he washed his face had a cup of tea and put in a shift,no getting changed or anything.The good old days.
  2. Just read the reports,you were lucky they were dumb and wannabes.
  3. Two dialects in one there Charts,just keeping you on your toes lol.
  4. Yes mate,thanks,enjoy the rest of your holiday. Balut 21 day duck embryo boiled eggs.
  5. Used to eat them all the time in Hong Kong salted duck eggs made by submerging them in brine for a month.
  6. Will you marry me?I had boiled eggs in curry,had these yesterday itlog na maalat (salted eggs).
  7. Wish I was there at the minute,it’s -10 and snowing again here.You going fishing?
  8. You will be ok mate,your still in the game as long as your breathing. is your daughter still eligible for Oz immigration at 59,does she have Australian citizenship as I know for legal immigrants they have an age cut-off limit.
  9. Dodged a few in my time lol,always best to be diplomatic.
  10. I wanted to ask how many times you have said that to strange men in your lifetime but your in a particularly threatening mood this morning so I will defer the question.
  11. The actual procedure will cost you around £5000 best come to Canada MAID will cost around £500 that’s a saving of £4500 for surprise bullets for “Enemies”.
  12. Can’t remember how much I payed to be honest,maybe £250?You will love lake Geneva,I can recommend a few decent restaurants (I am sucking up to you now,I don’t want to be on “The List”).
  13. On average there’s one Brit a week makes the journey to dignitas.
  14. Police say the chap in the house is now presumed dead,when I heard that it was a “No shit Sherlock” moment.
  15. Jumped before he was pushed,Rwanda policy just an excuse,he knew about it before it was implemented,realised it’s not working so has bailed out as he isn’t up to the job,all well and good when the focus is elsewhere but when it’s your turn for the spotlight some people realise it’s time to fade into the background.
  16. Channel boat/migrant crossings are down yayyyyy……….For the weather.
  17. I wonder how often this happens?
  18. Pic any subject from astrophysics to carpet-weave or the best fescue seeds to sow on a lawns bald patch,and on THL they will all eventually lead down the immigration path.
  19. Ah,sorry,crossed wires on my part but you went to Spain when we were all one big happy EU nation.
  20. Oh the irony lol. no the cats aren’t walking on snow,very little of that where the WWF are using paramotors and yes the cats are in the main collared.
  21. I am in Canada,but when did UK stop students and skilled workers bringing dependents?The thread is about uk immigration so when did they stop dependents?
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