mackem
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Oh listen to the music I hear Old Poppa Piccolino is near To win a smile or maybe a tear Before travelling on A vagabond who wanders along A millionaire but only in song As though the world might really belong to him This fellow plays a melody so mellow That ev’ryone keeps shouting "Bello Bello" All over Italy they know his concertina, Poppa Piccolino, Poppa Piccolina, He plays so prettily to ev’ry signorina Poppa Piccolina from sunny Italy.
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Notty Ash?Its the diddy men isnt it?
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I will use that recipe,thanks keg!Good luck with the salmon,we start soon,watch out for the pics,and if joe didnt have such deep pockets and short hands you might get to see a clip on YOUTUBE
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Dueling banjoes
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All in all he'se just a 'nother prick in the wall
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Keg,whats your recipe for fishcakes mate?All the wife makes is Thai fishcakes,how do you do yours?What river are you getting the salmon on?We should be starting them very soon Hope you swapped him one of those large-breasted turkeys for some fish Slick??
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Looks like its mounted on a dudley-death-carrot
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Excellent result Kegmeister Should keep the freezer topped-up for a while,what was the heaviest mate?We cant actually get out at the moment,sitting around twiddling our thumbs till some equipment arrives But you look as if your doing ok
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No,but he was I just remember some kid asking an innocent question and that cockrash calling him an idiot
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Oh,there used to be a different TBF on here,read a post once when he stormed off and deleted himself over nothing,but it wasnt you
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Cant have been you then 'cos that was definately a storm in a teacup
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VERY WORRYING Casing the place if they have gone to the extent of climbing the wall Be prepared,somethings going to happen,keep the dogs in the house,better safe than sorry!
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So your not TBF that had a minor tiff a while ago and threw his rattle out of the pram?
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You NEED one mate all the boys-toys you have and you aint even got a video camera?Shame on you,hang your head in shame Few weeks is fine,it'll be that long before they are running in number anyway mate and we hace recce'd the place properly,did you notice they do tours and show you the best salmon pools Nice of them isnt it?Thats why we are wiser sticking to upper-class fisheries,better type of service for £100+ quid a day
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F***ing hell,Mrs M was just frying me a nice piece of trout(Kids wont touch the stuff now,the youngest one said he is fish-sick and probably has Taiwanese trout-flu Its like the 17'th century London apprentices protesting against the salmon they were fed,wish we didnt live in a smokeless zone,might be a few chimneys I could bung them up)and what does she find?ANOTHER fly Could have done me an injury that could JOE,your locked'n'loaded mate,wedged up to the eyeballs,didnt you hear my sharp intake of breath the other night when you told me how much your camera cost?I was just thinking,when
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My brother-in-laws been HB,few times,the first time they went it was self-driven boats,second time they went much further north targetting bigger fish,I avoid him like the plague however so I cant ask him what equipment he uses,but I know his party boated some big fish,I think he booked it up through a company that advertises in Sea Angler.
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Just ordered a copy of trout fisherman
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Lets hope I can follow in your footsteps then butler,I too want to join the ranks of the favoured-few We could even up the ante,I wonder if anyones ever had salmon,sea-trout,brownies,rainbow and tiger trout in the same 24 hour period
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You got the PM I sent you with the Link to the salmon river?I have a strange plan,sure it will work,have you got a Video camera JOE?You must have surely?Your loaded mate,and I dont mean your carrying a full mag either
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That must have been taken the week he got out of nick mate,he still has that "WTF Do you want" welcoming scowl Nice fish
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Gentlemen,your about to enter.......................The twilight Zone!
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cooper90 on here works for UKCAMO a decent online catalogue
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Too much spare time?Surely you jest sir?Two kids,er indoors,a dog,and I work all hours that god sends wearing my fingers to the bone to finance Gordons stay in No10,well,it has to be for something like that or prescotts little junkets because I sure as hell dont see any of the f***ing money I earn,and you say I have too much spare time?I am like everyone else mate,running on the wheel to keep it spinning As for Mr Lee,he sent me a thousand apologies via PM,I am not a bad guy mate,I dont hold a grudge,even though he did besmirch my character and good name,but he has admitted to working in a
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Yeah,I have had sea-trout and salmon in the net at the same time on many occassions,landing net of course after playing them skilfully and getting them to the bank after an epic tussle,then I simply scooped them up,to the victor the spoils hey Chess?
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No mate,they werent from Rossythe,I never used to go there :hmm:But your right about the 'tach,it is a bit 's porn-star'esque
