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mackem

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  1. Holy 's hair Batman That was the 90's I said I liked fishing,hence the mullet
  2. Thats an insult Everyone calls me Kevin Keegan now
  3. I always liked fishing
  4. "Any old iron? Any old iron? Any, any, any old iron? You look neat. Talk about a treat! You look so dapper from your napper to your feet. Dressed in style, brand-new tile, And your father's old green tie on. But I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch and chain, old iron,old iron"
  5. I remember that now,the infamous Lambton Estate thread
  6. Your the man for the job I've heard chest massage may need to be done for hours upon hours, are you ready for the challenge??? I normally do it with my mouth
  7. Coca-cola,but I am a geezer 'Cos I like it cold from a glass-bottle
  8. I wish You and me both k?
  9. Rhodders,you can see from that pic she is grimacing,obviously has restrictive breathing,may need CPR and chest-massage
  10. Early morning boat ride.
  11. Rew'boy..........................I never got your Rap out of my head,even my kids listened to it
  12. Anal glands Kinky huh
  13. what with a dog on my head No one will notice the dog Kay,trust me
  14. Dont be shy Kay k?Its a known fact that Bras and stuff are inhealthy for women,all that tight elastic and un-necessary padding Revel in your womanhood,cast off those Cups of oppression(need a hand?)
  15. Get one taken a little bit like undisputeds pose,but without the hairy nipples
  16. I wouldnt normally even suggest this being a gentleman and shit,but pin-up girls normally go topless right?Kay,ummmmmm well,if your going to be a REAL THL pin-up theres something you really need to do,yes,thats right,have another picture taken with not quite so many clothes restricting your breathing
  17. http://www.dogging-central.com/rules.shtml http://www.doging.net/dogging-sites/index.html
  18. JOE is Ummmmmm SPECIAL Yeah,thats the best way to describe him
  19. Did you get any infoon that fight then Jo?How was the guy who was stabbed? As for last night mate Lets just put it all down to the excitement of the Kick-off
  20. Joe did actually try and salvage something from a fu**ed-up situation and make out as if he was doing me a favour I could tell he was floundering though,grasping at straws when he told me "But you do like stopping out late dont you?"
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