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mackem

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  1. Are you trying to tell us something Simo or is that a quote from Fletch?
  2. You sound like me mate Your money situation and the clean living lifestyle AND we argued 8 weeks ago and havent spoken till this last week,however,we differ in one thing,I have a nice south-american ex-girlfriend working in Canada as a nurse,its my escape clause Always have a plan B
  3. Excellent result beaver,I remember my first salmon
  4. I think it's closed due to fish theft Them Eastern Europeans get everywhere Lee It would be nice to blame someone else wouldn't it Maty I agree with you LG,its our Ural or Balkan friends Pity them LG,not scorn,as they truly dont understand the essence of sport as we know it I am sitting at my desk and my eyes are gummed together,lack of sleep mate,why less than six hours ago I was stalking fish on a £295 a day beat,and here I am working?Thats dedication LG,and a passion for angling our european neighbours couldnt,wouldnt and maybe shouldnt comprehend
  5. lol! not that i know about that sort of thing What?Fighting Charlie in the Nam?
  6. Its dieseling in the compression chamber,we used to pour oil in as kids in the mistaken belief that the resultant sonic-crack and belch of smoke meant our BSA meteors were performing at FAC levels
  7. Very easy Matt,I saw that at the movies 4 or 5 times,enjoyable film
  8. gotcha! Midnight Express Yeah,scary film
  9. Lock-stock you beat me Great minds think alike
  10. For a nation of pigs, it sures is funny you don't eat'em! Jesus Christ forgave the b*****ds, but I can't! I hate! I hate you! I hate your nation! And I hate your people! And I f**k your sons and daughters.
  11. I have probably used the term horti-f*****g-culturalist myself many times
  12. What,like the "Full-monty" troupe?
  13. Dying aint much of a living boy..............The outlaw Josey Wales.
  14. Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on.
  15. I cant mate,malts nicked the avatar
  16. The movie I can watch on a loop without tiring is "Jaws" but I did like the Napalm speech
  17. You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
  18. mackem

    books

    I would give her book a miss mate,not worth the read Beg,borrow,or steal "Snowblind" and "Smoke screen" both by robert sabbag.
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    books

    Howard has brought out a few books speed,also try and get your hands on "Hunting Marco Polo" paul eddys book on the hunt and eventual arrest of "Mr Nice"
  20. I have a friend who runs a Thai house of ill-repute if thats any good?Unfortunately his bordello is in London,nothings cheap in the city,your also going to have to make a cash-adjustment if its "Long-time" love your after
  21. Purple or Pink rinse to celebrate?Happy Birthday
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