mackem
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MIRROR CARP FIFTY TWO QUID For a four and a half pound fish? and northumbrian wild salmon,thats where I am getting mine from,also hand-picked(from the river)
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Indeed it is Maty,picking out your eyes and coming back for the sockets,hoever if your REALLY interested in fresh-run sea-trout I can let you have quite a few next month for only,yes ONLY £50 a fish,dont say I am generous,dont say I am magnanimous,just thinkover the offer and get back to me
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You said it
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If you've ever been unsure of your sexuality Wilf,just wink...................................
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I hope your equally as observant if I pop over to do a spot of fly-fishing one night
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Was it the little black whippet catching the field-mouse?I think there was more to that thread than met the eye,'Twasnt a normal mouse,that was DANGER-MOUSE
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Testicular-support?Not my field thankfully,I am more of a hole-filler,however just scan some back threads,there are individuals registered on the site who methinks would be more than happy to feverishly cup a soft,warm pair of eggs in the sweaty leathered palms of their hands
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We keep having that problem with our work motors. It got so bad the company decided to fit those deer whistle things on the front of all our 4x4's and vans. I manged to by pass that little extra. Thank god it would have ruined my lamping motor. Didnt that guy at your place get sacked for having that dead roe stinking the works van up?
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When we were kids we used to lift sheets of corrugated-tin on motorway-embankments and waste-ground so the terriers could catch short-tailed field-voles and woodmice,never heard of lurchers being used though,not to say it doesnt happen?
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Have a look at how many deer-related accidents occur WITHIN the M25,I have two friends who have written off Beemers in seperate deer-strikes in North London.
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A swinging scrotum in the cool evening breeze
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The colouration when I cleaned them wasnt as vividly-artificial as it is in some rainbows,these brownies are beautiful clean fish,I wouldnt mind filling the freezer up with them depending on how well they taste,visually they are more aesthetically pleasing Organic?Sometimes its just another marketing-ploy mate,wouldnt you do it if you thought you could add a fiver onto a packet?As for the sea-trout price,well,its shocking,I have given hundreds of them away in the past for nowt
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Fear and loathing in Las Vegas,Hunter.s.Thompson the great Gonzo journo himself.
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Recovered I guess tonight it is
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I wonder what he thought this morning?A trout for breakfast AND a thank you note? Chasing rainbows later in the week?
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It was actually a lot funnier,except we had to omit certain things as usual ;)But the place is packed to the gunnels with incredible fish so we will have a return visit,besides,its only £295 a day
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It wasnt exactly dry-fly Maty,it was a new anadromous-nymph pattern we were trialling,very effective,we werent on that stretch for very long,certainly less than an hour. JOE,that plod has the measure of your character down to a T,your a GRADE-A urine extractor,who else but you would possibly think of leaving the sessions biggest fish on the bailiffs doorstep with a little "Thank-you" stickit stuck on the front-door,I will put the pic up later we took as we crept away from the house,I nearly burst out laughing on his drive
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Good retort
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"Something smells fishy about this whole set-up" That plod should be writing a script for "The Bill"
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Looks like you all had a great time,I expect Mr T will be flogging his house and moving Oop North
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I saw you running off as I was waist deep in water,I was just going to squeeze under that tiny bridge,at least my head&shoulders(anti dandruff shampoo?)would have been above water and I could have popped out the other side in thick woods,or wherever it led
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You could always have your testis surgically removed,it stopped my sisters tom-cat from his nocturnal perambulations
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I had a girlfriend who was bi-sexual once Sarah,an Austrian bird who always promised me a tryst with her large-breasted turkish ex-girlfriend,sadly that menage-a-troise never came to fruition
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Lets be honest,I didnt know what to expect from a £295 a day purist dry-fly chalk-stream,I had never fished one before,but after todays short exploratory stint I am sure I will do so again,Hang the expense 3am this morning and we are on a perfectly mown river bank,deepest,darkest Hampshire and in front of us is "BEAT 3,PRIVATE FISHING" or so says the sign over which I hung my coat so I wouldnt have to look at it and have a twinge of conscience We tackle up and are into fish straight away multitudes of half to three-quarter pound beautifully marked brownies,they were everywhere,seriously,
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I was just thinking she sounds live a harsh version of Ann Robinson,I was expexting her to tell him its his fault,he is the weakest link......................GOOD-BYE
