i have been asked to play for ipswich rufc......... there short of a good hooker
heres one for ya
a rabbits walking along a hedge sobbing loudly, a skunk walks up to him and says "whats up", " my parents have been shot and i don't know what i am" replies the rabbit, the skunk looks at him and says "long ears, cotton tail, soft fur, you are a rabbit" the rabbit smiles and continues his walk, the next day the skunk is walking along sobbing and the rabbits meets him, "what is wrong mate" says the rabbit to the skunk, the skunk replies " my parents have been shot and i don't know what i am