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rob.i

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  1. Brown was only going through the motions ,One drug smugglers death wont cause much trouble as money and trade talks.The bloke got what he deserved
  2. Obviously not a proper dog man cleave him wi a shovel he deserves that much .good on yer Digbert
  3. its frightening how seriously weird these people are
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    ARCHIE BOY

    My life does depend on it if I didnt let the Mrs watch it she,d kill me
  5. Were the sweets chewed or unchewed
  6. Sledging with a bit of luck
  7. ffs someone buy him echo the dolphin before he destroys the wall
  8. Took the grandkids 10 7 and 4 and dogs for for a walk yesterday passed a local lake which has a monument to some young uns who drowned there a few years ago it was frozen over and covered in snow signs all round the lake were warnings of thin ice , I explained to the kids what the monument was for and the dangers of walking on the ice ,About 15 minutes later we had walked around the lake a bit and I saw a group of adults probably in their 40s with their kids walk onto the ice and start jumping up and down the ice was creaking under their weight my young uns aked why they were doing this I co
  9. Could have been a will o the wisp if the conditions were right
  10. Why does plucked game always resemble bruised bollocks
  11. Why not charge 50 quid for adverts if the poster has less than 50 posts over 3 months that,ll sort some of the chaff
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    snow

    Snowing here in 11 miles north of manchester yippee
  13. £100 for a pup out of workers nice one smudger
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    cocktails

    malibu and dandelion and burdock, and if youre flush pernod brandy blackcurrant and lemonade the latter is a bit of a rocket
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    Flat Rats

    Those who are complaining should be put in a room with a rat for a while .Fair play to the lass my Mrs would have screamed the place down
  16. I blame the Russians, oops the cold war has ended I think
  17. Windy and chucking it down all week apparently batten down the hatches
  18. Jeez Mush poor little un I used to tread the boards with cotton wool in mi ears so the mrs could get some sleep when mine were little .my daughter is currently using one of them musical automatic rocking swings and swears by it
  19. those lines get right up my nose
  20. Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo classic
  21. As above get a good Accountant worth their weight in gold
  22. Do they sing :dont sleep in the subway darlin: as a lullaby
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