A cabbie picks up a Nun in San Francisco . She gets into the cab, and notices
that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He
replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'
She answers, 'My son, you cannot
offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure
that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find
offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
She responds, 'Well, let's see what we
can