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mattydski

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  1. It will sort its self out, it is a good gun in principal. i have one and it shoots fine, use it everyday.. BOL Matt
  2. There are two priests in that car. They want us to pull over. That's two priests driving a Ferrari. When's the last time you saw two priests drive a Ferrari? What are they doing, taking home the bingo money? No, they're doing the work of the Lord. In a Ferrari, they can just do it faster.
  3. name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"> PMSL Matt
  4. Sherrif j.w pepper again Matt
  5. Tricky one that... Make sure everythings tight.(bedding, mounts etc) Take the mod off and see if the problem remains. If not, take back to shop.. Matt
  6. My advice would be to cull!!!............lol that is unless you are the irritating rash lol
  7. Dear Uncle Wilf, i have an irritating Rash and it wont go away?? No, it doesn't suit you Wilf Suggest keeping the day job
  8. Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'!
  9. Congratulations Sue.. Matt
  10. We certainly hope you all enjoy the show. And remember, people, that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there're still some things that makes us all the same. You. Me. Them. Everybody. Everybody. You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my
  11. I prepare all rabbits as if i am going to eat them, skinned, portioned and frozen in day bags. If i want a meal my self, i just eat the ferret food.. it doesnt take long when you get in to a routine Matt
  12. There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11? Without operations like mine it would be impossible for certain countries to conduct a respectable war. I was able to navigate around those inconvenient little arms embargos. After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. I had a flair for languages. But I soon discovered that what talks best is dollars, dinars, drachmas, rubles, rupees and
  13. We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-f***ing-culturalist.
  14. We've come here to pay our respects to Great Aunt Nellie. She brought us up properly and taught us loyalty. Now I want you to remember that during these next few days. I also want you to remember that if you don't come back with the goods, Nellie here will turn in her grave, and, likely as not, jump right out of it and kick your teeth in. You must have shot an awful lot of tigers, sir. Yes, I used a machine gun. You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! Just remember this - in this country they drive on the wrong side of the road.
  15. Sherriff J W Pepper... Quality...james Bond..lol thats been on the backburner for some time now, well done...
  16. Shawshank redemption.....
  17. Listen Dick... That is your name - "Dick"? If you're gonna continue to get this close would you consider switching aftershaves?
  18. Hey, look friend, let's just cut the shit. Now we both know why I was transferred. Everybody thinks I'm suicidal, in which case, I'm f***ed and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm f***ed and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm f***ed. Well, what do you wanna hear, man? Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I
  19. ooh someones getting good. Look, I'm just a biochemist. I spend most of my time in a glass jar. I drive a Volvo, a beige one. But what I am dealing with here is one of the most deadly substances the earth has ever known, so why don't you cut me some f'king slack. So you ended up here. Which brings me to the next question. You broke out, let me see if I can get this straight. You went through the incinerator chute, under the mine closet - that was really cool by the way - under the steam engine, and into the systern, but how, in the name of Zeus' butt-hole did you get out of your
  20. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Normally, both your asses would be dead as f'ing fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit wh
  21. This is an example of our country at its worst. Thank god there are people who are willing to risk their lives to save ours. Matt
  22. Drop your cocks and grab your socks How bout this classic,,,,, CHARLIE DONT SURF apocolypse now? Matt
  23. thanks ss have requsted the brochure, i had completely overlooked this as a source of info... sometimes its right in front of your nose. Matt
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