mattydski
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this lass got a fulltime job smelling like a shepherd least its not wet german shepherd smell Im telling Phoebe............... i Hope she takes offence to you........
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wheres my crisps?lol Er.... yes.... er...
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Group Engineering Manager for a large food company.
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nice picture........
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local knowledge is always best, if there is no hatch to match.... from my own perspective there has already been some good suggestions from Rossboi25 and lifelong cumbrian. but you can get an idea (not suggesting you buy them) from here... http://www.hartleyfly.com/pages/7088/Collections/ just click on the month, in the area you intend to fish, and it will offer suggestions. good luck, tight lines!!
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or the tight wad forget to pay his elec bill and he's been cut off
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not 'tight.... gay farmers' though Ive looked at your pics on FB Matt.........you look the type who knows a few "tight gay farmers".............. aye, and most of them from Fife.....
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not 'tight.... gay farmers' though
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A Few Snowy Pics From The Hill
mattydski replied to mattydski's topic in Wildlife and General Photography
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Why dont you just give me a lend of cash......mare money than a coo can shite you!!... Mrs Rake says ah`m not allowed. She says if I want to spend money on a fanny I`d get more for my cash in Thialand. probably less diseases too!!
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some systems will not turn off whilst the water is flowing, it relies on the internal thermostat to reach temp, which it wont do whilst there is fluid flowing.... Had the fault with my victorian potterton this year....
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probably a stuck open flow control valve.. but Im not a heating engineer......
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welcome mate....... If my memory serves me right............... i sold you a Beretta 4-5 years ago???
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scary shit...
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I recently spent £2500 on a young Black Angus bull. We put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to suspect he was gay, if that's possible with a bull. Anyhow, I had the Vet come have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possible a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. Holy cow. The bull started to service the cows within two days. All of my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred all my neighbor's cows! He's been breeding just about everything in sight. He's like a machine!"
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Posh c**t!!...I was thinking some Strawberry Jam........ Plain old Lurpak spread all over it then thats exactly how we have it..... plain ole Lurpack...
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its no difficult to make bread........ this one is simple, Rosemary and sea salt focaccia........ tastes great, costs feck all. keeps for days due to the olive oil content...
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A Romanian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the United Kingdom. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. Englishman, for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, Income Support, free medical care, and a free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Egyptian." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in England." The person says, "I not English, I am Pakistani." The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says
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Yeah .. there is a bit of a stink......... like...... burning hair... lol . Is not too bad on the dust though.. acts kinda of like a hard plastic.
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THE GUNFIGHTER A young cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had been the fastest gun in the West. The cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him of his great ambition to be a great shot... ‘Could you give me some tips?' he asked. The old man said, 'Well, for one thing, you're wearing your gun too high – tie the holster a little lower down on your leg.' 'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' 'Sure will ' The young man did as
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his in box will be full by now in case your trying to PM him...
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I was meant to be starting a pen and pencil set for a friend today....... but Hey-ho....... The slimline pen is roe antler finished with a beech accent and gunmetal colour metal works. This was from a tiny buck shot this summer in Perthshire.. The head was uneven, and was worthy of mounting or measurement. The European style is a Larger Roe antler bottom, with a beech and African two-tone top, finished with satin gold metal work. This was shot in Perthshire on a local estate in the summer, The antler polishes up like a very good ivory and is very hardwearing.. and the colours i
