Never drunk much but it's never taken much to have an effect! . As a teenager,according to my mates , I'd become amazingly and overbearingly polite . Middle-agedwomen would be making for the pub exit when suddenly this long-haired ,leather
-clad oily,smelly,drunken greabo would hurl himself aggressivly toward them ...and hold the door open.
Ditch's mention of a chainsaw reminded me of one of the stupidest things I've ever seen a drunk do.
Fire-work cum Halloween fancy dress party. A mate turns up late and p*ssed with a running chainsaw (minus chain I add) ,wearing a horro