Tell you what......!
Stick your crazy sculpture of a ferret cage up your ginger arse and just send me the gloves. They are pretty.
Edit your post. " firewood and scrap metal for sale " ideal for crazy folk or self harmers.
" perfect recycling opportunity " hours of fun pulling out the nails and braying them straight with a hammer.
Now. What about the gloves?? In lavender. Unsoiled preferably