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  1. Arry is the man to identify the mushrooms mate..
  2. Shit news shortstraw..sounds like a freak accident type of thing...
  3. That's right and I reply..dee, deeeaaa, deeaannnnn, ? The last hour of daylight if you see a barn owl nearby make a squeak with your hand not to loud though..I've done it many a time and had a few within 10ft of me..
  4. It's good calling them and getting a reply mate ?
  5. My lad had a school trip a few years back and came home with what he said was an owl call. just a little stick that's been split and a piece of thin tape sandwiched between the wood..while lamping if we hear an owl you can copy its call with it.and they will call back.after about 10 calls back and fore I leave them be..
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    Suicide

    Well the doctor said after viewing the scans.. Dean I can clearly see why you don't tolerate feck shorts or fools in everyday life. And he also said that every village or little town has a few..and they can so be found in the workplace ?
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    Suicide

    I read this sentence somewhere before.. The biggest prison people live in is in there own mind.. And I think it's right enough..very very complex mate..
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    Suicide

    I'm of the belief that no matter how much doctors study the brain/behaviour or administer medication they will never truly work out what's going on inside the mind mate..
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    Suicide

    I don't know then mate..
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    Suicide

    I think it's the common held theory of men feeing weak if they talk about there feelings etc mate..
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    Suicide

    The brain is the most powerful thing in the universe. The wife has been diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder (split personality disorder) that an 2 autistic lads.there's never a dull moment in our house and certainly no time to feel depressed here..although I personally know or sadly knew many lads (mainly) who have taken there lives..depression is a very horrible thing for people to suffer from and to many take there own lives because of it..
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    Super cold

    Double berroca..5 skinner and a good shit mate.you be sorted ?
  13. king

    MP stabbed

    That akita stole a whole elephants leg from the back room in the kebab house that weighed 100kg mate ???
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    That bitch pup at 6 month old with 1 paw tucked under her collar would catch more in a night than that kebab meat fueled akita ?
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    Stop being nosey and get put lamping the akita ??
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    Ask for extra particles next time you are there Keith ?
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    Deluded by feck you seen the haircut he's given the akita..
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    So you shuffle on down to the kebab house you and the dog share a large kebab meat and chips with extra particles.. Then down to the bus stop to show the kids the pad vid..and then down the park to lamp rabbits with the akita ? Then home struggling to carry the 25 rabbits the akita slaughtered..through the garden gate grab the shovel to pick up the human size shits the akita has dropped on the front lawn.. Back in the house crack open a bottle of vodka after half a bottle you start shoulder pressing the mother in law whilst holding her like a bowling ball..2 in the pink 1 in the
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    Greb loves the Muslims mate..I wouldn't be surprised if he let's them bum him down the kebab house for a small kebab meat and chips ??
  20. Hopefully they have sorted him mate..he's lucky the French lad found him...
  21. If the budget allows painting this in the runs would be great as bare concrete will soak piss into it and smell..or another brand of road Paint.. Heavy Duty Line Marking Paint - Chlorinated Rubber Alternative STARTTRAFFIC.UK Our New Formula Heavy Duty Road Marking Paint Is A Great Alternative To Traditional Paint & Just As Hard...
  22. Sorry to hear that Sean..hope he makes a speedy recovery ?
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    There's only 1 D11T in the uk..stokey plant own it...
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    I know fine well if you've got a red cpcs Dozer ticket which lasts for 2yrs..you will get upto £25hr....
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    Ah right fair enough mate.i thought you was wanting to see how fast you could get on 30hr ?
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