Tell you what does my fecking nut in is the donkey appeals on tv with all the sad music.
Some Indian guy screws feck out of the donkey for years and years carrying bricks.
Then when it's old they want me to donate money to look after it.
Why don't they ask the guy who owned the donkey..
It's like me having a new car.
Then after 10yrs when it's fecked me asking for people to pay to fix it..