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king

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  1. What are you using to heat your garages/sheds.. There's so many options.electric/log burner/them led quartz type instant heaters..and them gas old type with a clicker on them.. I can't make my mind up on what to go for..
  2. you come to ireland to buy fecking jacker's..cull's.. and go back to america and brag to the world that you got world beaters.. you aint got feck all worth feeding in your kenels.. i will repeat it for you.. you aint got feck all worth feeding.. open your eye's ffs.. you sprout more shit than mystic meg... fecking ped's this and ped's that.. ped chasers all for the $$$$
  3. massive danger flag....mental.... why the feck lads are posting on anything you say is beyond me...
  4. i didnt untill they said turn up in pyjama's and rescue a rubber brick in the deep end.. im 44 now.and no one has knocked my door and shouted come on king quick. you need to rescue the brick in the river.. no wonder my head is fecked ?? but looking back see wilf we all thought it was normal to rescue rubber brick's and maybe i was going to be the 1 who was on news at 10. ....king from south wales saves rubber brick from the river wye.and the mayor of hereford. mr kenny twat said fair play to the king he done well in the full flood of rescuing said brick.
  5. wilf i had a medal for rescuing a rubber brick from the deep end at 11 yr old..and making a floating aid from a pair of pyjama bottom's complete with a knot in each leg.ankle region... am i up there...with the greats....
  6. old dildo rubbed on ryvita is my favourite..proper low calorie food.
  7. fair play ken.. was jones rated as a good player by THL football pundit's iv'e never been into the football. but take my hat off to someone at the top of there chosen game...
  8. king

    Gays

    what untill he bummed you....did you realise then....
  9. king

    Gays

    listen you surely aint this fecking stupid.or are you having a joke or something. i was only interested in tit's and fanny's. and the lad's who had a queer look about them around girls.stood out a mile.. i wasn't interested in trying to work out who was who.i just wanted fanny and tit's.. im quite sure by your reply's. that you like some male bumolio.. when i was in school we didnt talk about o levels or homework. we talked about girls.. you weren't preoccupied with fishy finger's i bet you were preoccupied with boy's bum's...
  10. king

    Gays

    if you cant spot a gay from a straight lad at any age.then i would question yourself DS... 1 lad is mad keen to ram his fishy finger under your nose and brag like feck. and the gay lad walks around talking to girl's with a satchel and when he run's he flaps his hand's. have you spent your youth staring at the floor or cloud's. i find it hard to believe that you cant spot a gay from a straight lad...
  11. king

    Gays

    They didn't have to tell me or other lads nothing. We were all mad for the fishy finger etc. You could tell who the gays would be by the leather satchel type bag and gay walk. And that was when we were 12/13 yr olds. You must of spent your youth staring at the floor or the clouds or something..
  12. im glad you noticed now.i was about to ask for a pic of the ped and put a deposit down on a pup..
  13. king

    Gays

    didn't you notice his lack of excitement at the thought of getting a fishy finger behind the bus stop..or his lack of talking about girl's at all..
  14. king

    Ouija boards.

    Bunch of fuckshorts mate. Mystic meg been poisoning people for years with bullshit.. She can't predict the lottery though can she.. And that other big bellied fella reading the so called stars.. They all need locking up..
  15. king

    Ouija boards.

    Don't you mean Heather...
  16. king

    Ouija boards.

    The only 100% guarantee is 1 day we will die.. I don't believe in ghosts/spirits.god or ufo's or feck all else lol.. Live and die and that's it...
  17. king

    Ouija boards.

    You can't be serious mun. If you believe in all that mumbo jumbo.. I've no interest in the shit mate. If you read the link I posted you will realise it's a load of bollocks..
  18. king

    Ouija boards.

    Is midnight when the Ouija spooks are most active ? they must of been lampers when they were alive by the sounds of it.. You daft fecker.. Under candlelight ideally ?? Ffs get a grip man.. I bet you believe uri geller could bend spoons aswell do you ?
  19. king

    Ouija boards.

    Did you read the link I posted..
  20. My lad eats nuttela and bacon sandwiches ?
  21. king

    Ouija boards.

    The Ouija board..the person moving the glass is yourself... Have a read... https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20130729-what-makes-the-ouija-board-move
  22. Bubble and squeak...
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