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    Fallow

    single handed dogs have problems round here
  2. welcome mate, i went to the airarms factory in hailsham sussex and tried to get a 410 cheap ,no luck though .all jobs worths
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    Hobbies

    oh and david, heres that self portrait you done, when you had hair of course
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    Hobbies

    let me think what my hobbies are ,i know!!,my newest hobby is taking the piss,out of a piss taker david 2363,ive found one of youre old holiday snaps,thought id share it.
  5. best of luck to you
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    Hobbies

    well said by a proper wanker At least when your shaking one off the wrist you are having sex with someone you love ! i sense some resentment there mate,if its that bad stop doing it for a living ,you must be able to find something else
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    Hobbies

    well said by a proper wanker
  8. there could be some truth in that,my mum used to work in an electronics factory in the seventies ,and she was always late for work, and fred the foreman was always on the gate to see people in, he always greeted her with ,"morning, late again".one morning she got into work same thing, fred was on the gate ,usual greeting,got into the part she worked in ,they were all chatting ,when she asked what was up, they told her," fred died last night", " .spooky ay.
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    license

    apparantly ,anyone who kills ,or takes game ,in England, is supposed to have a game license it costs about four quid from the post office,and i heard the other day there bringing the dog license back.anyone know if thats true?the last time i bought one of those they were thirty seven and a half pence
  10. did he swear on his babies eyes why let the truth get in the way of a good story
  11. really sorry to hear that
  12. looks like my mrs arse
  13. nice pics molly, the dogs look like they were really enjoying that,was the lurcher trying to eat the tree
  14. bolted it with my trained badger... used a net off a football goal! ah, you'll be wanting this one then: my cousin in the states got bored of bucking broncos at the rodeo, wanted to try something a bit different! its fleas would be bigger than me ferrets
  15. looks like you had a full day,excellent stuff molly and woodga,like the crack stabber,youll have to patent that.
  16. feckinell!! ill give you a pound for it ,dont wrap it ,ill ride it home.
  17. mad as a shit house rat
  18. no offence mate ,theres nothing like a bit of piss taking for a laugh though is there.seriously though he looks a sound dog,my beddy whippet bitch thinks shes a pitbull
  19. ahhh thats nice ,you left his little top knot and little dangley ear wispy bits,very smart indeed
  20. well done ,that shows what some hard work can do,a mate of mine got a dog from celia cross, lurcher and greyhound rescue, two years ago, and hes turned out to be very useful,we think hes a bull greyhound deerhound greyhound a more layed back dog you couldnt ask for, but when he switches on, not much gets away.
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