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  1. the less you need to take the better mate,feck trying to explain why i was carrying an ice axe
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    Squirrel Chaps Wanted

    are you taking up squirrel riding?
  3. do you know anyone who makes rabbit sausages ?ive never seen any
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    huge snails

    i sort of meant do you have to put them in a tank with lettuce leaves for 2 days?
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    huge snails

    are there different ways to prepare them?
  6. yeah i get the feeling you dont trust that ferret?
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    huge snails

    ive noticed on some of my ground there are giant snails everywhere,i shit you not theyre 3 times the size of your common garden snail,is this unusual?can you eat em more importantly
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    established

    ive noticed over the last few years that parakeets are really established in the wild now, we seem to have hundreds of em, has anyone else seen any ,where you are?
  9. the only thing thats constant is change,ditch,
  10. i looked into this about 18 years ago and anyone who looks at this route will come across the name gladwish he found a loophole that says he can sell agricultural land as freehold land but theres the rub he can sell it but you can only apply for planning permission ,hes made milllions off unsuspecting buyers,a friend of mine bought 1/3 of an acre in ninfield east sussex from him he put a static caravan on it bought some goats chained up his pitbulls and was happy ,others moved on to the rest of the surrounding plots,before he knew it there were new age travellers ,pikeys,and oddballs attractin
  11. no, honestly its good for your skin,its better than face cream
  12. if you lay down with dogs you get fleas. theres many a slip between a cup and a lip. life isnt a dress rehearsal .
  13. scarily accurate,aaaaaaaaaaah, not the old feckers bit
  14. after reading some posts on here i was wondering what age you start training your lurchers,some people seem to expect a lot from very young dogs?
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    Doing my head in

    was it somthing like a little flunky called madeena
  16. I brought 1 from a shop where I live, 2 weeks later they had too remove them from sale!!!!! You can also buy the book "Little Black Sambo" in shops near me!!!! But beware of the filthy looks you get from the sales assistant!!!!! i dont know if this is true but a mate of mine told me that they have to edit the film the dambusters to change the black labs name from nigger to colin
  17. they had the debate on the radio about gollywogs,i think theyre illegal now and if you speak about them youre supposed to call em "golly dolls",one of my daughters wanted one a few years back and my motherin law got her friend to knit one ,she met her in the local shoppin centre where they exchanged it in ladies toilets
  18. my sister in law just turned up with her baby son and started singin bah bah pink sheep have you any wool i said why have you changed it she said the toddler groups have changed it because its racist what!!!!!!!!!
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    Help me

    It's a bird isn't it! Planes? Easy....get a few jars inside you before you get on and keep drinking Language? Easy...they all speak English If you get stuck here's a few pointers.... Excuse me, can you tell me if this is the right way to Toulouse? Excuse moi sil vous plait, voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir? Do you have any English beer? Que'est con fait le soir? Can you tell me where the nearest hotel is please? Je fait de l'equitacion I'm afraid I don't speak French as I am English En coule moi petit chou-fleur Best of luck and let me know
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    hi

    i think she coming round a bit ive got her to read the posta cheers lads my mrs moved the sofa so she could see my face,when shes talkin at me its a bit more difficult to pretend im listening, but im sure shell slowly get bored and give up anyway
  21. does anyone still make use of thier pelts/skins in this country ,is curing and tanning a forgotten art now?
  22. :)i remember some time ago the australian cattle dog crosses were becoming popular ,then seemed to vanish ,what were they like,anyone know?
  23. youve gotta go some to top the o.a.p one though mate
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