Me and the wife were out one night for a bar meal in a pub recommended to me by a mate, the missus had the fish and I had the gammon. To my dismay the gammon come out with the hairiest fecking rind on it I had ever seen. I took one look at it when the lass put it in front of me and said "your joking are'nt you" she could'nt see what my problem was with the meal but after I asked her if she "would like something hairy" in her mouth and pointed to the hairy rind blushing she said no. With that it was promptly whisked away but within minutes returned to my table "rindless" after that just could'n