Mate, we don't all pretend to forget who folk are lol. Some people have something called a memory. Little tip, if you don't want folk to remember, a little less bragging in future there's a good lad.
We used to always go to my grans for tea on a Sunday. They used to put a big spread on, sandwiches, all the trimmings and posh salmon volovants as mi grandad called em, followed by trifle, jelly and tinned fruit with carnation milk lol.
Those FB posts do my head in where there will be an AI image of Hogan & Ozzy greeting each other in heaven with a silly caption. Yeah cos they were very close pals in real life weren't they FFS!
Cardiac arrest I've read, I think he's been on deaths door for while now. I read that he had a new heart valve but his body was rejecting it, but, he collapsed and died at home.
I think you're thinking too deep and making a lot of assumptions. The reason I bought one is because they are now relatively cheap, peanuts to run, practical and like shit off a shovel.