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  1. mitre

    Viz

    We used to pass the Viz around the house my youngest brother and sister used to do their cartoon stretches on their school exercise books our sister always got in the most trouble she put more detail in to hers our youngest brother used to get jealous and tell our mom at the time our mother used to say wait to perants evening see what the teachers have to say
  2. Only clean chip paper will be fine
  3. Some of the wrapping paper is very good quality and it's worth trying to reuse that but some are crap they tear with the scissors when wrapping sometimes the chip paper from the chippy is just as good but you only use that for tight fisted relations and we might do it next year
  4. We used to have Lego when we were younger our old man had Fred mconals with all the nuts and bolts all over the floor
  5. Well I have always got something in that's useful for Christmas hope you're wife enjoys her new hoover now you can take it in turns
  6. No I just give gifts that is usually useful no stupid stuff specialy when she comes back after Christmas holiday from wherever with a heavy cold and that's happened a couple of times we don't want her crying down the phone and her looney other half butting in and for curries she would not touch them too hot her teeth melt
  7. Over the years handed out Christmas presents to family and friends but this year must be the worst a pack of socks with 3 pairs in them and that's for all of us how mean and that's our aunt for us we gave in the past whisky and other things such as useful things like tea towels and antibacterial soaps to her and her looney other half like last year and the year before our youngest brother ain't too happy
  8. Sorry no have you tried chambers of Scotland they deal with spares and things or try John knibbs they should have them in
  9. Got to watch the floor boards in some places the weight of them if you got more than one or two
  10. All good and complimentary to the season to all
  11. He farts the best of times and it makes no difference the smell it causes
  12. We trying to get our youngest brother to have a break from doing curry
  13. Is that a mild not a madras curry anyway looks good it's got more then our brother knocks up of his bloody curries
  14. Santa said i tell you why your mom and dad are on the naughty list your mom spent all the house keeping money on the races and bingo and online gambling your dad as been naughty too getting in his car in the morning and visiting a very naughty lady for pleasure so sonny you have the right to this drum and Play all night or day and don't stop as you would have no toys at all and it's it's Christmas
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    Motorbikes

    Have fun with them
  16. Sorry to say it's a other one of them off the dingy boat a few days ago trying to fool us he's no Englishman
  17. Very nice save that till next Thursday and Friday no need to cook a bloody turkey for them 2 days that what I seen would do fine
  18. I can see the other predator there Epstein with a very sly perying look
  19. Sorry to hear that I heard someone had similar problem with their lad he's problem was not down to eplisy it was a nulogtical problem with his brain he got the right treatment and the right meds he is doing ok just hope your daughter gets it sorted out specially coming towards Christmas it's really stressful
  20. I can tell from facial expressions on her face she got into a habit and can't stop just like smoking
  21. They taste like cheap chewing gum which is good enough for her
  22. Just got to see what is over for Christmas to watch it's usually great escape James bond steptoe and one or two films from the past
  23. Unfortunately that is so bad to see anyone in that state b*****ds them 2
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