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chartpolski

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  1. I’ve heard that my young protege is after a dog that he isn’t incessantly shouting “ come back you b*****d” to ! Cheers.
  2. In the words of the blessed Margaret Thatcher; “ Rejoice, just rejoice”. Im just having a bit of fun mate, best of luck with your pup ! Cheers.
  3. Perhaps we should be more outraged at the fact Joey Barton may be facing two years in jail because he said a female football pundit was useless ??? Shit , they would lock me up and throw the key away ! Cheers.
  4. A tractable , obedient pup and you’re unhappy ? Are you on a wind up ? Methinks you may be ! Cheers.
  5. Do you really think any of them will do a five stretch ? Theres only one who got five, the others got four. Ill be very surprised if any of them do two ! This is just a deterrent to other middle class , weekend anarchists. The whole justice system is insane and a con and an insult to a thinking person’s intelligence! Life sentence ? Ten years , out in five ! Prisons are full, hey, let’s not build more prisons, just stop sending people to prison, and let those already in, out early ! Drugs, ahh f**k it just give the doped up chav c**t who might run over your child a
  6. Beautiful to see ! Cheers.
  7. People have said to me “ why bother, a tin of peas is 30p, eggs £2 a dozen from the supermarkets. My reply is “ I get dozens of bags of peas from a 30p packet of seeds, my veggies are organic without the additional price, I use my own compost, no chemicals, no weed killer, every weed is ho’ed or hand pulled and I can have veggies on my plate half an hour from picking them, they are not flown in from all over the world” ! My eggs are from hens I’ve bred myself, they are free range and fed on organic layers pellets and home made mash , the culls when they stop laying are “recycled “ as
  8. When asked why the man who was stopped with a range finder was not questioned, she said it’s not illegal to own a rangefinder !!!!!! Cheers
  9. Watching the Trump Assassination Attempt Hearing right now. The Director of the Secret Service is being eviscerated by the panel. She’s evading, obfuscating and outright lying. They are saying outright to her face that she should be fired ! Can’t see her surviving! Cheers.
  10. Started picking and eating a lot of things from the allotment. Have got second and third crops of some things growing well. Various tomatoes; Onions and garlic on the drying racks; Green cucumbers and melon cucumbers; Hot chillis and sweet peppers starting to show; Swedes coming on well; First lot of peas and sugar snaps ready for the freezer; A lot more stuff growing well, caulis, broccoli, scallions , green beans, runner beans, rhubarb, pak Choi, Chinese cabbage. Poultry all laying well. Just n
  11. There’s a surreal correlation between outrage and apathy in this country. People are outraged at the amount of legal and illegal immigration and the state of the NHS. Yet yesterday. Starmer was on Tv announcing that he is giving £84 million , over and above the “aid budget” to Africa, while his Health Secretary was on Tv saying they couldn’t afford to give the nurses a pay rise ! The reaction ? Apathy ! Why aren’t people screaming that the £84 million should go towards more nurses and not to some corrupt African despot to buy a fleet of Mercs or private jets ? Cheers.
  12. Interesting article yesterday on how people in Africa get a perfectly legal Schengen visas, fly to the Republic of Ireland, destroy their passports and documents before landing and hand themselves in at immigration claiming asylum. They then cross the open border into the North, get on a Belfast / Stranraer ferry , drive down from Scotland into England and claim asylum here. As there’s no return’s agreement between the UK and Ireland or the EU, they can’t be refused …. Jobs a good’un ! Cheers.
  13. When I lived with my granny in a three story slum, there was two, one room dwellings on each floor and one cold water tap on each landing, and one outside toilet for six families. What we wiped our arses on was the least of our worries ! LOL ! p.s. I’ll be 72 shortly, but still as fit as a rutting buck ! LOL ! Cheers.
  14. I’m sure my mum thought it was the epitome of sophistication to have two types of toilet roll; normal, soft tissue type and that horrendous Izal, medicated, grease proof paper type ! Anyone old enough to remember it ? Cheers.
  15. James Bond ? More like Basildon Bond ! Cheers.
  16. Typp Ratcher had a lot of permission along there. He invited me once but I couldn’t make it, before he died. Cheers.
  17. Catterick to Carlisle ? Mheh….what’s 75 miles along the A66 between friends ? Cheers.
  18. Kielder Lodges, Northumberland. Very well appointed log lodges, the forest with the Kielder Observatory , the lake and good fishing, which was free if you rented a lodge, not sure if it’s the same now. Decent restaurant and a heated pool . A few good pubs serving food in the area. And, of course, one of the UK’s biggest roe population’s……… Cheers.
  19. That’s the funny thing; as soon as there’s a hint of shortages, the big rolls are the first to go. Whats wrong with a dock leaf or a handful of grass ! Id be stocking up on beans not bog roll ! A dirty arse is preferable to a hungry belly ! Cheers.
  20. The reality is they hate you and me, they hate everything. If they didn’t, they would try and get us on side. They would throw themselves under the minister’s limousine, drive a JCB through Downing Street gates. Stop Starmer flying in a private jet to a European meeting ! But no, it’s a lot easier and less dangerous to stop ordinary people going about their business ! The suffragettes threw themselves in front of the royals horses, the miners fought the police for the life of their communities, these c**ts glue themselves to a road to stop people going to work ! No, Wilf,
  21. Not one of them will do the stretch, they’ll be out in two at the most. Open prison or release on tag. It’s just a warning to the fanatics. Let them protest outside the Chinese, Indian or Brazilian embassy’s and I’d have some respect for them , but stopping hard pressed people going about their business ? Well, f**k ‘em ! You can be the “devils advocate” , the horse that kicks over the traces as much as you want, Wilf , but these c**ts keep pushing the envelope , it has to stop somewhere ! Cheers.
  22. The judge said they had crossed the line from being protesters to fanatics. I agree with nipping this in the bud. Protest is fair enough , I protested at the miners strike and the countryside march but we didn’t aim the protests at our own people. If these just stop oil people had chained themselves to Downing Street railings or glued themselves to Ministers cars I may have had some sympathy, or at least respect for them, but they are going about it the wrong way and alienating the people they need onside. Cheers.
  23. The semi final between Bully Boy and MVG is only a few legs in, but already has the making of a classic ! Cheers.
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