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  1. Black neck
    Ah well last year I was driving along when I seen a bird trying 2 push her own car so I got out she'd run out of fuel.so I bezzed down wi a can what she had in her boot got some bought it back then she got a makeshift funnel out and expertly poured the petrol.thru this contraption like shed done it times all the while telling me its a good job I showed up cos her autistic daughter who was in the back was about 2 have a melt down tbh she looked calm as feck anyroad turned out she done the same thing all the time and was a smack head and no I didn't even finger it
  2. Black neck
    The truth will out
  3. Black neck
    Double or quits on the barrel trick
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    It will be there somewhere
  5. Black neck
    Where did the bull x come in
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    All the best wi the pup mate what's the breeding on it
  7. Black neck
    I see you have the same modest temperament ?
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    Mc will.be right pissed off , hel be like that only gay in the village bloke off little Britain
  9. Black neck
    Apparently one bin spotted at side o the road out Newark way but when the went back it had gone
  10. Black neck
    What u got bubbler les Ave a look
  11. Black neck
    Appen your right
  12. Black neck
    Avoid like the plague ,curs and sarasens Sherry trifle straight out the fridge pal
  13. Black neck
    Did u finger her ray
  14. Black neck
    Message penda hel do u a deal
  15. Black neck
    You got that right paki
  16. Black neck
    It was acceptable
  17. Black neck
    I nearly always have 2 have an outdoor boy
  18. Black neck
    We've all done it
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    1 up 1 down
  20. Black neck
    Pair o dossers ?
  21. Black neck
    Fecks going on here
  22. Black neck
    Probably bin chopping at wasps
  23. Black neck
    Horrible stuff 2 tek a shite in
  24. Black neck
    Like a saluki
  25. Black neck
    That's right mate soon as someone says we could do wi someone with a van I.run off or mek meself sick
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