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    I know that feeling mate certainly changes things
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    Bet the misses has one in her pantie drawer
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    That would explain no rip for him cheers
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    Thought you meant the chipolatas it was nibbling in the middle picture
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    Sorry mate that’s just shite your claiming from childhood to now you were not late once, you either never go anywhere or are just a bit forgetful it’s not possible, but hey ho it don’t matter really as long as your happy
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    Liked Ken’s posts always came across as a decent straight shooting no nonsense type, both on here and the few times we met but since becoming a mod noticeable only by his absence, hope alls well and he’s just busy counting his cash
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    Sometimes do it to the ducks outside the kitchen hatch get them feeding confidently then quickly grab one just for shits and giggles can’t upset them that much they are always back next day
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    I don’t believe you, I am an early bird but shit does sometimes happen was two hours late last year after a bloke lost his life on a motorbike right in front of me but a phone call to the person expecting me and all was fine but to make a statement like that is ludicrous
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    I,ve never wore a watch in my life and I am also the early nause, I work 11 mins from my mooring and leave with thirty minutes to spare every day, enjoy a fag and a yarn before getting busy used to arrange to pick my mate up for fishing at 5 but usually throwing stones at the window by 4 my brain is so wired I can set my own alarm in my head and it always goes off an hour early lol
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    Many years ago I did community service in the local dogs home and somehow a tray of vaccines followed me home I was out day and night back then digging coursing and lamping all my dogs got one lot of jabs over two weeks think each one covered two viruses, but the parvo and leptospirosis ones were the main ones for working dogs I done all my mates as well and never lost any to disease I also used to buy a sachet of sheep dip off the vet for a fiver and do everyone’s dog in that once a year kept them clear of fleas and ticks but have never given a booster to anything despite having loads in my
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    Funny you say that as I have applied in the past for other similar shows but a friend of mine that does freelance work for the tv helps people like Jeremy Wade look like he knows what he’s doing etc he has a host of experience, walked the amazon years ago and still goes up to Canada in his 70s to follow the ice melt in a canoe etc always told me, they don’t want anybody that is likely to survive well but look for those that make the best tv as you say so probably some truth in what your mate says, but the only things your guaranteed to fail at are those you never try so let’s kick the can and
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    Early days but I have been watching this series and find the contestants absolutely pathetic, one lad seemed to have a bit about him but mentally was weak and tapped out, anyways rather that sit here shouting at the telly I have decided to give it a go and have sent off an application form to be on the next series, watch this space lol hopefully lots of piss taking opportunity’s to come if I get accepted
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    Cheesy mash southern fried chicken and salad tonight
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    I sympathise with the poor lass as I also suffer with time blindness myself, however I just fill in the old book with a pen stating that the new all singing photo taking clocking in machine was playing up and I was there on time, we’re theres a will and all that lol
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    I once saw a sparrow hack with a black bird racist conts them bop,s
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    I used to use an allcocks centre pin on a Bruce and walker rod when I first started carping years ago the ratchet on the pin was my bite alarm at night
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    Little bit of steak mushrooms onion and garlic in french stick for bank holiday Monday
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    Believe it or not I only went in for key hole surgery, surgeon must have had a fecking big door lol
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    Funny the black and white minstrels were dreamed racist but it’s ok for a woke brownie point
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    Not sure if it’s jus looking at it on a screen but that looks like it was served up by Edward scissor hands, big on food not so big on presentation, hopefully tasted great
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    I,m on Netflix myself mate I think or one of those platforms never got round to watching it yet myself, up at 7 with the rugrats quick bit of bollox on here and I,m off to top them to my daughter for a ride back up the canal, one life live it
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    Get a fecking life there will be plenty of Time for watching other people’s shite if and when we make it to the old people’s home, while your fit and able life’s for living not watching someone else’s car crash existence
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    Nothing like it mate pure fishing and FairPlay for getting a picture at that moment buzzing
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    Feck me Mac you look for some sources of info mate, Jeremy Wade like your mate cookie is another full of shite sensationalist idiot, claims everything from a roach to a Wells catfish is a man eater and capable of killing humans I wouldn’t rely on either of them to tell me the time of day let alone a subject that requires any effort at all, at least these boys got off there arses for a look
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