That paramedic was pulling your pisser mate,you die of constipation and toxic poisoning,i knew someone who died of it once as it goes,she was a drug addict.. septemcemia
Perhaps he's got ibs ! Not cushty but the bloke janking in cemetery lol .
One time I was driving and I started to get chest pains and short of breath I thought this is it heart attack ! Anyway long story short I just needed a good dump and it was just shite pains ?
Sometimes ya just got to go !
lee you come on here saying you took to much heed of me and saying you was green that sounds to me like you did hold me responsible that's all . Now I know you've dug the dog twice in holes large enough for him and honestly I'm pleased for you. I'm calm like the Fonze lol
Lee can I just say you asked me to go out and give you an honest opinion on a dog that you was gonna buy on trial for £250 that in your words was supposed to be the nuts !!
We took the dog out and he was going in a few yards and baying and then coming out . Now I was expecting a good dog so I told you that the dog wouldn't be what I would buy as he was to big for Kent and I didn't like him baying up then coming out , I stand by that . Also if you can remember out the back of the camp when the dog was trying to get into a post hole I asked you what you gonna do are you gonna preserve ? You s
two wrongs don't make it right surely lol ! Been caught on land with no permo he tells ya he's called plod so you say he's threatened you with hes gun so he's loses he's liscence lol f**k me yer I'd say that's being a weasel grass mate ? jmho in sure there's a few on here that might disagree though lol
trouble is though I reckon there's a few of here that would call plod if say they saw two blokes driving suspiciously through the lanes with a couple of lurchers int back. Or even a couple of lads with terriers and spades if you take notice of the op lol ?
I wanted to change my life and studied hard for three years to get a better job or way of life at the age 36 . i had to study full time but work weekends to help pay the bills. Also I have got a good women behind me that was as commited as I was as we had a small family to keep . Times where tight I'll not lie but we're a happy bunch so we cut our clothe so to speak . Now I'm working earning good money in a totally different way from my life before . It can be done and see it as a new challenge and it can be quit exciting as well good luck !
for me when someone says they're gonna report you it was always because I had a lurcher in tow or I because I was mooching lol .
Or someone would report my old man for having no car tax . I'm not talking about extremes of rape or murder but everyday stuff where some busy body feel they have to contact the relevant authorities lol another sentence I don't like ! ?