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A lesbian with large breasts would pump her knickers in that to stiffness of her nipples

What do you do when doctor says cough. Lol. Sneeze instead

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Getting a bit obsessed with my plums now relax they are fine

f***ing shy is that what you call it. That's like saying to someone their fat and them saying I'm big boned. Haha. If it makes you feel better then a guess it okay.

Multi tool ladies pump and in the bath or sink removing blockage

Neat and tidy. A don't think them poor fuckers think that. Don't be shocked if they end up popping out of your arses looking for freedom.

Slim error there

Alls well that ends well Stav,put your feet up,take a break,have a holiday in the sun,you beat the reaper.

Nice fella

Well I’m all done, surgeon said he’s never seen an injury like that where its missed all the important stuff, told me to put the lottery on, I feel very lucky

I've seen quite a few first and second cross deerhound/greyhounds in my time, entered correctly and got a fair crack of the whip. They didn't do it for me, but each to their own. A lurcher type with deerhound blood amongst other types seemed to be a more versatile animal. I think the main reason first crosses were popular was simply the fact they looked the part, racy shape, rough coated and usually dark brindle/ grey etc.

The apple don’t fall to far from the treee, spit of there old man, wheaten greyhound pups. If there half the dog there old man is ill be very happy.

You learn summat new everyday....didn't know Canada had thanksgiving...

It’s ok mate normally like a bramble patch all done by the nurses lol

Correct !

A good bigun is always handier than a good littleun ! I am a fan of big machines of dogs, it’s just what I like.

Bet it much better eating than the fast growing shit we get for crimbo, I’m not a fan of turkey but I reckon I’d eat them wild ones

Spook Spann,classic.I saw his framed turkey beards,I had wild turkey two weeks ago at a thanksgiving dinner,you normally see a few rafters when walking in the woods.

Please say it was hospital that shaved them an you don’t do em yourself haha haha

Such wisdom needs repeating

There’s a shoot near were I used to live that puts half a dozen down every year for Christmas used to mooch up round there quite a bit shit myself the first time I saw one flying through the trees lol

Just because yours are swinging like a space hopper between your legs mine are as neat and tidy as a twenty year old plus I’ve just had a bloke elbow deep in my guts for over an hour which made them a little shy lol