kjmkjm 24 Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 So guys... Time is near.... This Monday coming i plan to ask my partner to marry me!!!!! f**k !!!!!!!!!! Gotta speak to anti in laws.... I've bought 2 dog waist coats, http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/263267452680 ive ordered some glues to attach ring case to collar!!!! When she comes home from work she walks through my main lamping field, as i see her i plan to let lurch n my other go... It will be video'd n uploaded!! I hope my beautiful goddess of my cock says yes!!!! WILL KEEP YOUR ALL INFORMED AND VIDEO OF THE DEED BEING DONE..... Thanks guys x 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,415 Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 I'd laugh if a hare jumped up and took your lurcher on a right merry dance with the ring on it's collar. You'd shite yerself, LOL. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 I'll say what a lot of others are thinking " YOU MUST BE NUTS!!! " LOL 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kjmkjm 24 Posted October 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 I'd laugh if a hare jumped up and took your lurcher on a right merry dance with the ring on it's collar. You'd shite yerself, LOL. You literally took the words out my mouth... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kjmkjm 24 Posted October 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 You only live once my friends Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,679 Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 Are you joking lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Welsh_red 4,307 Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 I think I'd use something stronger than glue incase they fell off and your left on your hands and knees in the grass looking for them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,008 Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 She'll think the f***ing dog wants to marry her ffs first time ive heard the words " godess of cock" in a proposal. Goid luck think you will need it. Atb 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
delswal 3,817 Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 Hopefully you have a saluki x and when it does run its keeps on running, it might save you years of heartache lol Hope it all goes well for ya.............Del 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fazza123 513 Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 What about a nice meal and a decent bottle of plonk and then ask her? I know which my missus would prefer.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,299 Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 (edited) Make sure to tell her before she give her reply that you called her a "goddess of cock" in front of 28,000 strangers ! Lol Edited October 18, 2017 by WILF 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,415 Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 She'll think the f***ing dog wants to marry her ffs first time ive heard the words " godess of cock" in a proposal. Goid luck think you will need it. Atb Maybe it's just with me but I thought most women called themselves that, LOL. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomburras 2,721 Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 I did this 7 years ago not lamping but in the house (without the waistcoats) i sent my whippet to her then (my now wife) told her to go lie down, then said what's that? And called her to come back. She accepted. We married after 7 years engagement on Saturday just gone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 Who fukcing cares ....... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,679 Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 Lol who gets married these days anyway 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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