Weird

[Malt 379]

It always shits me up when you creep past a hedge at night, & a badger comes crashing out of it grunting to itself,seemingly oblivious to you standing there shitting yourself!

[Shooter08 0]

It always shits me up when you creep past a hedge at night, & a badger comes crashing out of it grunting to itself,seemingly oblivious to you standing there shitting yourself!

 

Its Like The BarStewards Do It On Purpose, I Was Walking Down The Side Of a Wood For Some Rabbits, And This Great Big Fat Badger Just Dived Out Of The Wood Straight In Front On Me And Woddled Off Sniggering

 

I Screamed Like a Little School Girl, I Nearly Had a Fecking Heartattack :cry:

Edited April 8, 2009 by Shooter08

[foxfan 479]

Sure a few people have had this happen: Out lamping, dog was bringing a rabbit to me and it was a real squeeler, a fox ran in so close i thought it was gonna try to take the rabbit off the dog. Dog spat the rabbit out and coursed the fox. Fox got away, meanwhile rabbit got up made the sign of the cross

and toddled off.(i made the sign of the cross bit up)

[steviebhoy 0]

True 1 first i think.............................Out with my mate for a bit of a mooch 1 night when we got a good slip on a hare. They were back and forward for a while when he swung on with the lamp after the dog had grabbed the hare.....or so i thought? The hare was off and free and the dog had nailed 1 off my red leg patridges. Funny as f##k at he time............................

 

This might not be true but my great uncle assured me it was......................He was working out in the field 1 day when he heard the loudest of squealing going on so he went to have a look. This stoat was on a hares back[ like a jockey he said] trying to kill it. The hare saw him and ran up to him and lay down at his feet, he kicked the stoat off and both ran away never to be seen again.

[jack pyke 4]

me and the son were out lamping one night shineing the lamps all of a sudden we lamped this figure in the middle of this massive field we ran over to see what it was it was this young bloke screaming dont kill me he was on the phone to his dad telling him to come and get him even though he didint have a clue where he was he was still pissed and in tears he sharp sobered up and we put him on the right track for home he thought he was going to be shot

[donk 12]

Not a hunting story but a fishing tale.

 

Last year i went to a place called 'isle of whithorn' for a bit of sea fishing.

I'd been there a couple of times with my dad when i was about 15-16 years old and had always said i would go back there some day because the fishing had been that good.

Anyway as the years passed by i never got back over there,done the family thing with the missus and the kids,spain etc. My dad died of cancer 11 years ago and left a massive void in my life.

When my marriage broke up i decided to go round the country a bit seeing the sights and meeting new people.

So last year as i say i decided to have a trip back over there.

Loaded the car up with the fishing gear and tent,blasted over there and set the tent up in what can only be described as storm conditions,almost exactly the same conditions as 30 years previously

 

Had some tea and a wander round the campsite then went down to the village.

It was weird as nothing much had changed,could easily find all our old fishing spots,ledges for fishing over for the wrasse,felt really strange?

 

I went back to the tent and had a pretty restless night as the storm never passed until early morning.

I awoke to a much calmer morning just as the sun was starting to come up.

Got out the sleeping bag and started a brew.

As i gazed out to sea from the cliff top there was a beautiful 'double' rainbow!

Never seen anything like it so i grabbed my camera and got the rainbow in focus.

Just then a figure walked into the frame of the foto. An old fella in what looked like a wax cotton jacket!

At first i was cursing and muttering as he was going to spoil the picture. But as i looked through the lens of the camera i suddenly thought 'f**k me,thats my dad'!

Just then the battery warning light flashed on the camera and the camera lost all power and died.

When i lowered the camera to have a look at the old fella he was gone

Not a soul in sight,i ran over to the cliff edge and had a good look round the whole area but there was nowhere anyone could have went

 

Ive never believed in ghosts,spooks or spirits,never had any experiences of stuff like that,but that incident really shook me. Left a bit of a lump in my throat.

Edited April 9, 2009 by donk

[lurchergrrl 1,441]

Nice one Donk ....

[lampshy 0]

was out lamping where doging is bad. we had a couple of rabbits with the rifle so headed home. next feild i lamped 2 eyes shone back! i thougth. gets closer to it. then realised its a car reflectors through the hedge. curiosity gets the better of me. or just pure pervey ness, either way i went round to the car and gave them 2 million candle power through the window. to my amazement 2 blokes. 1 on top of the other. theres me going mentle at the window telling them what i thought with a lamp in their eyes and a rifle on my shoulder. bet they both was in the shit then....

[Wolly 4]

was out lamping where doging is bad. we had a couple of rabbits with the rifle so headed home. next feild i lamped 2 eyes shone back! i thougth. gets closer to it. then realised its a car reflectors through the hedge. curiosity gets the better of me. or just pure pervey ness, either way i went round to the car and gave them 2 million candle power through the window. to my amazement 2 blokes. 1 on top of the other. theres me going mentle at the window telling them what i thought with a lamp in their eyes and a rifle on my shoulder. bet they both was in the shit then....

haha haha haha Good One

[ferreter.al 22]

about 10 years ago me and my old man use to fly harrishawks,we was waslking back over the fields heading towards the truck and we saw a wallaby just hopping further down the field.really wierd!!lol

[undisputed 1,664]

Was out with Keano from in here one night lamping.....earlier he had stampeded a herd of bullocks in the field we were in a one clipped me on the way past and knocked me on my arse....so after telling him what I thought of him we walked on in the dark and he disappeared down a mineshaft that had opened up due to the amount of rain that had fell the only thing stopping him hitting the bottom was the size of his arse and he wedged in the hole....payback's a bitch

[villebones 4]

Walking my lurcher pup down a tight path bout 2:00pm.

Dog stops and starts giving a low growl.

Turn a corner and theres a man standing there with a porn mag on his bike having a wank.

He was in right near the main road and in clear view of anyone walking over the bridge.

 

Another time bout 7:30 walking along the main road a car stops and a man gets out.

The car drives off down towards the roundabout.

The man looks at me turns around whacks it out and starts slashing.

The car turns round at the roundabout and comes n picks him back up.

 

The scariest was when i was walking throught some woods next that have a field on one side and a club on the other

Its about 9:00pm and pitch black

The dogs are running about then suddenly stop, the lurcher goes ape growling nd barking and the terriers barking.

Put them on there leads and start get a sudden whiff of weed,

Then suddenly this big black man walks out of the trees right next to me scarin the shite outta me .

Edited April 9, 2009 by villebones

[Shooter08 0]

Walking my lurcher pup down a tight path bout 2:00pm.

Dog stops and starts giving a low growl.

Turn a corner and theres a man standing there with a porn mag on his bike having a wank.

He was in right near the main road and in clear view of anyone walking over the bridge.

 

Another time bout 7:30 walking along the main road a car stops and a man gets out.

The car drives off down towards the roundabout.

The man looks at me turns around whacks it out and starts slashing.

 

The scariest was when i was walking throught some woods next that have a field on one side and a club on the other

Its about 9:00pm and pitch black

The dogs are running about then suddenly stop, the lurcher goes ape growling nd barking and the terriers barking.

Put them on there leads and start get a sudden whiff of weed,

Then suddenly this big black man walks out right next to me scarin the shite outta me .

 

 

LMAO

[jigsaw 11,810]

i was a young guy and out with a mate on new ground,he had a collie/hound and i had a bull/greyhound,we were knocking rabbits left right and centre,well after another retrieve my mate says''what the fcuk is that whisteling''and sure enough there was a low sound,the dog came in and we took the rabbit from him.i turned and flashed the lamp in the direction of the sound and we were no more than 4 feet from the edge of a cliff,100+foot drop over the edge.It was certain death if we had gone over.It was a quarry we never knew existed.I had another encounter with a Llama and my bull bitch,bloody rotten animals when pissed off.The thing kicked the shins off of me and the dog went mental trying to get hold of it.only 2 years ago i was hit from behind by a bullock that was chasing my dog,thought i was a gonner that time,how i didnt get my back broken i'll never understand.over 30 years out the country and a few close shaves have come my way.Got caught poaching pheasants by a gamekeeper 20+years ago and he burst me up big time,oh happy days

[digger63 3]

One of the funniest things that happened was when my digging partner phoned to say he needed a hand to dig his bitch,and the ground was very hard and could i bring a pick and grafting spade,i got the gear and drove to meet him in a nearby pub carpark,it was dark by the time i met him by the pub.

 

He asked if i had brought a torch and i said "yes of course ive got one" we walked across a cricket pitch and just as we entered the wood he asked if i could put on the torch,

i said no not yet or the people in the houses that backed on to the cricket pitch might think we were burglars and phone the police,he kept saying i should put on the torch and eventually i asked wtf was wrong with him,

 

"well" he said "you never know if there are any weirdo's about" i looked at him and burst out laughing,which he couldn't understand,i looked at him and said "who the f..k is going to have a go at us,he's 6' 3" and 17 stone of solid muscle,holding a pick shaft in his hand and i had a grafter,you would have to be pretty weird to jump 2 blokes like that if im not mistaken.

 

He's never had a good hiding in his life,plenty have tried even in 3's nobody has ever managed it,and he's scared of the dark,just dont tell him i told you,ffs.