the_stig 6,614 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 stick fag papers on em then light em .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 i was at a party where a guy's face was coloured in with a black inc pen and he jumped up the next morning late for his work and ran straite out the door ! lol no one uttered a word till he'd gone ! did it look anything like this? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hang & bang 114 Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 i was at a party where a guy's face was coloured in with a black inc pen and he jumped up the next morning late for his work and ran straite out the door ! lol no one uttered a word till he'd gone ! did it look anything like this? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 If you want to booby-trap the crapper, take the cardboard tube from the loo roll, seal up one end and fill carefully with crap, then place this carefully facing forward between the seat and the rim of the loo.Next person who comes in for a dump sits on the seat and deposits the turd neatly into their underpants!! Feck me who think's of these...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alimac 882 Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 meet baz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,621 Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 (edited) me and me mates were in ibiza a few years ago .We met up with a bunch of girls from dublin who were on holiday together with their gay friend mark.Well after drinkin for about a day and a half one of my mates fell asleep in his room and mark the gay lad fell asleep in the opposite bed in the room.One of my mates stuck a condom on a toothbrush and stuck it in between the cheeks of me mates ass .When me mate woke up and saw the gay lad asleep in the bed opposite him and found the condom in his ass he went bananas ,lost the plot its was classic Classic Never been caught out never will lol Last one is a sore one lol Edited August 29, 2008 by lukey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest bigredbusa Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 them last two lol pmsl . brwwwaaaaa nice one stabs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alimac 882 Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 superb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 absolute corkers....lol.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,293 Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Alimac, if ever I go into someones house now and see that settee ill be making for the door,,you serial settee sadist. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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