I can now empathise with bunnies................

[mackem 23,828]

Cracking write up M Do you recon he does that everynight then or was it just with the party and him being awake at those times I'd imagine it could of been a bit emotional if you heard the crunching gravel while you were navigating the nautical steamer How long was it between him taking a breather from the party then?

He checked once then came back after 20 minutes Maty,why didnt he just let his hair down and party If we were aboard the nautical steamer mate we would have just hoisted the skull-and-crossbones,nothing ventured nothing gained,steamed into the party and did a bit of raping and pillaging or other sort of piratical activities

[Neil Cooney. 1]

Funny old world isn't it?

On the terrier board someone is unlucky to have their terriers stolen and everyone wants to kill the scumbags.

Here, someone steals fish they get a round of applause.

People don't usually eat terriers where I come from....

Malteby I wouldn't think you'd know the difference between a trout and a kebab.

There's a lot of wannabee Robin Hoods on here or as sportmen call them "scumbags".

[Guest bullterrier]

Maybe I'm missing something? Why bury your face in the ground if your above board????

 

 

I was looking for worms Neil Needed some bait!

its just a game they play

 

great write up as usual mackem mate keep them coming ... ..john

[chess 0]

There you have gone and done it again M. If its not the rainbow warrior himself that nice mr Lee Green that you are upsetting its that nice mr Cooney :realmad: Please be aware of the sensitivity and moral codes of some of the other members , myself included , on this forum

[mackem 23,828]

Oh,take no notice of Neil Chess,if I had wanted his opinion I would have given him it Every village has one,it must be his turn at the keyboard today I dont know,comes to something when a legitimate fisherman cant even relocate a few pike I actually apologised to LG chess,for any offence caused But you know what they say?If you dont like the program change the channel Now wheres that picture of the Kebab I had on file......................

[mackem 23,828]

Its funny he mentioned Robin Hood though,I do hope he means my archery inclinations rather than my predilection for wearing forest-green tights

[chess 0]

Its funny he mentioned Robin Hood though,I do hope he means my archery inclinations rather than my predilection for wearing forest-green tights

 

Mmmm i suppose he did dive straight in at the deepend didnt he, hey you do have something in common after all

[Malt 379]

Funny old world isn't it?

On the terrier board someone is unlucky to have their terriers stolen and everyone wants to kill the scumbags.

Here, someone steals fish they get a round of applause.

People don't usually eat terriers where I come from....

Malteby I wouldn't think you'd know the difference between a trout and a kebab.

There's a lot of wannabee Robin Hoods on here or as sportmen call them "scumbags".

Sure I know the difference. I get my kebabs from the nice Cypriot fella in the town, and I get my trout from the fella that knocks on my back door with a bag over his shoulder, a lurcher by his side & a ferret in his trousers.

[mackem 23,828]

Yes,both myself and Neil wear ladies clothing,I at least am open about my sexual-confusion,Neil however living in a small religious country hamlet is gender-subdued,he really would love to wander the house freely in flowery panties and bra,but imagine the shock when Father Murphy pops over to chat about the church fete As for the Tights,I forgot to add,I normally wore them over my head

[mackem 23,828]

Neil didnt mean it Malt,its only light-hearted banter and ribaldry twixt us country folks

[steve66 3,086]

MMMMMM..... sounds like Neil's mr Greens Irish cousin from co Kiljoy

[mackem 23,828]

Stick the pics up JOE,just to PROVE they were pike,I mean,the "Ladybird book of night time fish indentification"cant be wrong can it?Though the pages were soaked and the ink was running but..................They WERE pike right JOE?Selling pike?Surely you mean he can GIVE MORE AWAY I feel an imminent fishing trip

[Malt 379]

Neil didnt mean it Malt,its only light-hearted banter and ribaldry twixt us country folks

Funny sense of humour though, comparing someone's dog to a few 'relocated' fish!

[mackem 23,828]

Watch the rain when you go out to get the camera,take an umbrella and wrap up well,oilskins and sou'wester,stuff like that,dont want your bronchial pneumonia to flare up again,that IS the reason you told me you dont ever get into the water right?Of course they are pike,leastways,thats what YOU told me

[Malt 379]

Stick the pics up JOE,just to PROVE they were pike,I mean,the "Ladybird book of night time fish indentification"cant be wrong can it?Though the pages were soaked and the ink was running but..................They WERE pike right JOE?Selling pike?Surely you mean he can GIVE MORE AWAY I feel an imminent fishing trip

If you're having identification problems, you might want to get an English copy of that book, instead of that polish copy you've got!