jasper65 6 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 pulling a woman and getting down to it and finding out she's wearing Pants and has a willy ..... Yes but remember Tony, once is mistake , twice is unfortunate but nine times and I smell a rat..............That what you expect drinking in some of the establishments you frequent............ 9 times , its happend far more times than that . for some reason it always happens when I visit the pubs in the Lincolshire area Simon , I decided to stay away but I now find myself drawn back to that Vicinity :kiss:..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 See you this weekend at the Poncefort arms for a white wine sprizter big boy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Folk who shoot at foxes with catapults Oh, and that cock WILF! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Other drivers, but it's not their fault that they're not perfect drivers like me........... Cats Policemen Policewomen Police cars Police motorbikes police.... Bollocks to it, ALL the police! Traffic wardens Boy bands Girl bands White people who talk like they're black Shite stirrers Grasses People who look down their noses at you RSPCA Two faced people Drunken Women (If I'm sober!) Sober Women (If I'm drunk!) People more famous for getting wrecked, than for their talent Doors that creak/slam when you're trying to sneak in late at night when you've been out shooting/drinking Antis Weather too hot My Wife when she gets 'THAT' look on her face (joking! ) Spoilt/gobby kids Hangovers Bad manners (not the band!) Soap operas Funny how many things spring to mind when you start to think about it, I could go on for ages! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Hmm... I could go on and on but lets start with ex boyfriends that are as predictable as they come..! Jumped up pricks that cut me up. Tailgaters, I will drive at 20 miles an hour if you insist on driving right up my arse and then I will put my foot down when you try and overtake and your twatty chav car... The M25! 3 hours it took me to drive 60 miles the other week when I was doing a transport run for a rescue dog making me very late for the pick up! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jaws66 0 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 DOG WALKERS WHO PICK UP THERE DOG SHIT AND HANG IT OFF A TREE :thumbdown: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonesy 111 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Women who think that wearing a crop top and mini skirt when they are at least five stone overweight makes them look good. People with dogs who are of the lead saying:oh its alright he dosnt fight:whilst my old terrier is doing cartwheels on his leader trying to get at it. Wor lass complaining i never take her anywere then the next five times i ask her to go somewere she makes an excuse not to go. Journalists who have everyone thinking that just because you have a terrier or two on a lead with scars you are a badger baiter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest manda Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Wor lass complaining i never take her anywere then the next five times i ask her to go somewere she makes an excuse not to go sounds like me haha i do that to scott all the time lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole trapper 1,646 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Customers who are slow payers, Burglars or thieves of any description, Dole dossers who think they are clever being parasites on the back of the state, Spongers, anyone who cant have the honour to bring up their own urchins and expect the rest of us to pay for them and the useless dross they then also go on to inflict on the rest of society, Immigrants, Car park attendants who think they are god, Yellow pages reps, Yell.com tele sales reps, Part time pesters who go round giving stupid quotes just because they have a full time income already, OH FECK IT, anyone not on the level. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest markbrick1 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 my mrs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacob 28 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 (edited) stupid rules Edited April 16, 2008 by jacob Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gsi2000stokie 5 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 WELL... THINK YOU COVERED EVERYTHING THERE. EXCEPT? DOCTORS, MIDWIFES AND HEALTH VISITORS WHO TELL ME HOW TO AND WHAT TO DO WITH MY KIDS WHEN THEY AINT EVEN GOT ANY F*CKING KIDS OF THERE OWN. F*CKING WINDS ME UP OH AND THERES THE LABOUR PARTY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,536 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 WELL... THINK YOU COVERED EVERYTHING THERE. EXCEPT? DOCTORS, MIDWIFES AND HEALTH VISITORS WHO TELL ME HOW TO AND WHAT TO DO WITH MY KIDS WHEN THEY AINT EVEN GOT ANY F*CKING KIDS OF THERE OWN. F*CKING WINDS ME UP OH AND THERES THE LABOUR PARTY [n/quote] Driving instructors! Not learner drivers, everybody needs to be able to drive. We have a test centre in our nearest town and every hoot toot/newly qualified driving instructor from 20 miles radius cocks up my local journeys. Has every 2nd car in North Cornwall got L plates? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 drivers who park on the path people who crawl round at a snails pace bullys drinkers who then drive home people who think of only themselves people who bragg people who delittle others patronising Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TJ26 3 Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 -COMPUTERS [bANNED TEXT] THEY DONT WORK -NON WORKING DOGS AT WORKING SHOWS -DOG DEALERS -SMILER [bANNED TEXT] HE TAKES THE PISS LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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