I’m a Witch

[dai dogs 2,411]

Sold an item on marketplace the other day a lady came for it after having a bit of a chat she tells me she’s a Witch lol I ask her can she do spells ? She replied I can put a spell on someone that something bad will happen to them every time they speak your name  Iv got  her number if anyone wants it

[Bendigo 2,438]

Just now, dai dogs said:

Sold an item on marketplace the other day a lady came for it after having a bit of a chat she tells me she’s a Witch lol I ask her can she do spells ? She replied I can put a spell on someone that something bad will happen to them every time they speak your name  Iv got  her number if anyone wants it

I sold a ferret to a witch once. She turned up about 5 years later with it on a lead to show us. We had forgotten all about it and my whole family sat bemused in the front room while this mad woman dressed all in black sat in the middle of us with a ferret on a lead. It was a bizarre half hour. We only worked out the link when she posted us a photo of the day we sold it to her years before, the photo was of her with the kit in our garden years before. 

In fairness she did a wellness spell on my mum while we had an awkward cup of tea and she's doing well into her 70's. While my dad made his excuses and fcked off to his pigeon loft. He had heart attack a few months later.

 

 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 18,213]

1 hour ago, dai dogs said:

Sold an item on marketplace the other day a lady came for it after having a bit of a chat she tells me she’s a Witch lol I ask her can she do spells ? She replied I can put a spell on someone that something bad will happen to them every time they speak your name  Iv got  her number if anyone wants it

My misses is into all this 

there’s currently three peoples names on a piece of paper in our freezer lol 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 18,213]

2 hours ago, Bendigo said:

I sold a ferret to a witch once. She turned up about 5 years later with it on a lead to show us. We had forgotten all about it and my whole family sat bemused in the front room while this mad woman dressed all in black sat in the middle of us with a ferret on a lead. It was a bizarre half hour. We only worked out the link when she posted us a photo of the day we sold it to her years before, the photo was of her with the kit in our garden years before. 

In fairness she did a wellness spell on my mum while we had an awkward cup of tea and she's doing well into her 70's. While my dad made his excuses and fcked off to his pigeon loft. He had heart attack a few months later.

 

 

I live for that level of awkwardness 

[eastcoast 4,889]

2 hours ago, Bendigo said:

I sold a ferret to a witch once. She turned up about 5 years later with it on a lead to show us. We had forgotten all about it and my whole family sat bemused in the front room while this mad woman dressed all in black sat in the middle of us with a ferret on a lead. It was a bizarre half hour. We only worked out the link when she posted us a photo of the day we sold it to her years before, the photo was of her with the kit in our garden years before. 

In fairness she did a wellness spell on my mum while we had an awkward cup of tea and she's doing well into her 70's. While my dad made his excuses and fcked off to his pigeon loft. He had heart attack a few months later.

 

 

I grew up around pigeon racing lads and the "methods" were guarded, same with the big leek growers. Just saying like. 

[mackay 3,865]

I gave a lift home to a woman one time who claimed to be a witch and dabbled in spells. She wasn't kidding, put her hand on my crotch and I immediately turned into a lay by.

[mitre 561]

I don't really believe in things like that but don't judge just be pleasant pass the time of day and let them go their way 

[mel b 4,910]

Funnily enough , I made and sold a few oak and copper wands . I was quite surprised at the amount of witches that are around.

[tatsblisters 11,478]

I bet even though to normal folk their as nutty as a fruit cake I bet there more interesting than women who are just interested in sunbeds botox and getting there nails done. Are these witches pagans.  

[mitre 561]

The type of woman that's likes sunbathing Botox and having their nails done are usually all nag nag want the best and bimbos got one next door let's her nipper wear her make up and takes him to see his nan his only 4  she goes off to her mother as her does tea as she doesn't cook or its uber eats

[Greyman 34,136]

1 hour ago, tatsblisters said:

I bet even though to normal folk their as nutty as a fruit cake I bet there more interesting than women who are just interested in sunbeds botox and getting there nails done. Are these witches pagans.  

There is a big element of nature in witch craft similar to pagans but that would be white witch’s not allowed to cast spells for bad things etc

[Greyman 34,136]

18 minutes ago, mitre said:

The type of woman that's likes sunbathing Botox and having their nails done are usually all nag nag want the best and bimbos got one next door let's her nipper wear her make up and takes him to see his nan his only 4  she goes off to her mother as her does tea as she doesn't cook or its uber eats

A woman should make your dick hard not your life mate 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 18,213]

4 hours ago, mitre said:

The type of woman that's likes sunbathing Botox and having their nails done are usually all nag nag want the best and bimbos got one next door let's her nipper wear her make up and takes him to see his nan his only 4  she goes off to her mother as her does tea as she doesn't cook or its uber eats

Is that you John ? 
you live at number 18 ? 

[comanche 3,408]

20 hours ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

My misses is into all this 

there’s currently three peoples names on a piece of paper in our freezer lol 

Very wise , it's  a bitch when you defrost the wrong body.

There was time when a fair few people l knew were neo pagan types . I did a patio for one of them and when nearly finished scratched a stylised version of my initials and the date into bit of pug before it set.

I came back later to get my tools and clear-up to find the woman in a mildly distressed state. 

Apparently  someone or "something"had crept into her garden and inscribed her new patio with demonic symbols!

Edited March 25 by comanche

[Franks dad 3,372]

12 hours ago, mel b said:

Funnily enough , I made and sold a few oak and copper wands . I was quite surprised at the amount of witches that are around.

Ever think about branching out to flying broomsticks ?